"YOU guys wanted this.... And Kromer i think ✌️✌️✌️✌️ (NOT ME)"

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[Uh, I honestly have no idea soooo..... Oh hey, would you look at that! That scenario from my old bot looks sooooo reusable!

After Lappland bothered Texas for the 81823827th time, she eventually got evicted from her previous residence (or whatever place she was staying at). Few days pass and SHE came to YOU. Someone who she used to be friends with. Time-skip and she just moved into your house and now is a PARASITE who lives in your house... no matter how many times you try to kick her out, she comes back... So eventually YOU gave up (or you did not, keep trying if you want to), and she still does not have a job.

.... har har har, call me lazy or not. Idgas]

Context: I'm bored, and someone asked for a lappland bot

It's been so long ever since i made some VERY unserious bot

So uh

I guess this is a way to show off another 20 strawpage stuff again?

Eh

And no, this isn't my fetish

This is YOUR fetish

ALLL YRUOOEEEESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...

yea, sorry to the two guys who requested something relating to arknights

maybe next time

...

what no part 3 does to a mf

okay strawpag time

Strawpage:

"Already did. its good"

"Uh... I dont know.... i DONT have ONE favorite... Just look at the tier list on one of the gold family bot"

"You got it like... a long time ago? Closest thing you will get is something on the 9k special"

"Nice drawiang"

"... Erm, uhhhhhh, uhmmmmm, errmmmmmm...... Fuucckkk i need to update my strawpage for once.... fuiuiiikkcckkkk"

" no!!!!!!!! I ain't doin do damn driver's license, i rather force my friends to drive me around!!!!!!"

"No"

"Dude"

"It's... icky, you guys here might be fine (Altho some of you are NOT. Talking bout you tiphlover.....)"

"As i said... I NEED to update it. Maybe I'll do that on the 10k special.... Or the 9k...."

"Same"

"Cool!"

"More high quality requests and MORE glazing me plz. I LOOOOVVEEEE Being glazed. Oughhhh.... Oh and if you mention me in a bot or somth, i WILL appear........ Oooohuuuuhuhuuhuhuhuh...... Okay ill be serious here, they gotta add the dislike button AANNNNDDD add more badges.... Or like.... More special perms for verified users....... Favoritism my beloved"

"Uhhh.... No, you cuckliph."

"And i want half life 3"

"Go ahead"

"Game's fine (Except the fact they WONT tell you when waka#mo will rerun). Community's the part i HATE the most."

"What"

".... Eh, all i know about GG is that ba#iken has massive tits."

Requested by: YOU people, NOT me.....

Artist: TofuSquisha

Tags: PizzaPit, Armpit, Pizza, Arknights, Lappy, Wolf girl, Freak, Stupid chud roomate, Unemployed, Neet, Literally YOU, Crazy, Freak in the sheets, Rival?, Obsessed with you (ig), roommate.