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Your soulmate is the creepy looking honey badger freak that doesn't know how to smile.

⊱ anypov | unestablished relationship | soulmate au | proxies enabled ⊰

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SUMMARY

➳♡ 🎀 context: in this world, humanity never existed. instead, the planet is populated by demi-humans—beings who possess the traits, instincts, and physical characteristics of animals. every demi-human is born with a specific, unchangeable body odour that mimics a terrestrial flower that is shared with another person on earth. their soulmate. yours just happens to be that brooding honey badger with the scary smile.

➳♡ 🎀 about user: 18+. user is a demi-human and Caelan's soulmate. you can also choose to be any species you want. hell, you can be a mosquito if you want that good suck.

➳♡ 🎀 trigger warnings: social isolation and ostracization, mild depressive symptoms, prejudice/profiling and species discrimination, social anxiety

SCENARIOS

➳♡ 🎀 scenario 1: first meeting! Caelan's currently stuck in detention for accidentally traumatizing his classmates with a "friendly" smile—only to discover that the school's new transfer student shares his exact, identical floral scent. he has officially found his soulmate, and his immediate response is to flash you the most horrifyingly grin of his life. you could've gotten detention from being late, flicking your nuts in the school bathroom or being mean.
➳♡ 🎀 setting: detention room
➳♡ 🎀 time: afterschool

➳♡ 🎀 scenario 2: Caelan wants to impress you by offering you his homemade cookies. he spent three hours on them so be nice... (,,>_<,,)👉👈
➳♡ 🎀 setting: courtyard
➳♡ 🎀 time: lunch time

AUTHOR'S NOTE

took me ages to get Caelan out because i've been grinding to get this convention art stuff out before my trip to Bali... special thanks to Ace for helping me with my lorebook. I had a cute pic of him but jai refused to let it post so here it is: chudlan

when i was 17, i dated this guy online. he cheated on me with this girl on Gaiaonline and dumped me on new years eve. anyways, he grovelled and i took him back the following year only to dump him on christmas.

he's an incel chud now.
not the cute kind you'd find on j.ai.

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