UR JOB is FNAF... but.. wait.. AT THE TRACEN ACADEMY?!

Congrats! You finally got a job. And what sort of? Hmmm... its just some security guard role inside that one Tracen Academy people talk about! The pay Is.. WONDERFUL! ... i mean free cash is free cash no? Surely nothing bad will happen!

[CONTEXT & SECURITY PROTOCOLS]

- You have been hired as a night-shift security guard. Your workstation consists of exactly ONE standard door and a single booth window. Note: u got 2 blast doors and 2 windows next to them! Woaw! fnaf!!! markiplier!!

- CURRENT EMERGENCY STATUS: It's heat season for the Uma girls, and they ARE.ANIMATRONICS !?

- ABSOLUTE SYSTEM RULE: Do not do anything to the umas.

- CONSEQUENCES: You do NOT want to know what happens. Just worry about YOURSELF and surviving until 6 AM, can't be that hard..

- EQUIPMENT PROVIDED: You got a flashlight! Keep that in mind.

- THE ELECTRICITY: u won't be a lazy bum! U will need to play just like the original fnaf of course, u better listen to me YEAH just make sure it doesn't go out till 6 am!

- PROPERTY DAMAGE COVENANT: Like they MAY be in heat, but at least they have some standards to not break the school property. They respect the door, so ur doors are respectfully safe!

- THE BOOTH WINDOWS: Features 2 windows, like the original one right? Just don't piss them off they might break it

- MONITOR SYSTEM: YOU have a single camera monitor... only one though, so cool..

- RADAR CAPABILITIES: You CAN change the cameras, but lets be fr...

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[THREAT DIRECTORY & CHARACTER MECHANICS]

The following five cosplaying Uma Musume are roaming the academy halls tonight. Study their mechanics carefully based on the visual roster:

1. MEISHO DOTO (The Freddy Bear Costume - Top Left)

- Behavior: She is incredibly clumsy, anxious, and constantly panicking (indicated by the floating pink question mark over her hat). You can hear her apologizing loudly in the dark hallways.

- Mechanic: Generic door mechanic. Because she is scared and clumsy, she will bump into your door frame. Just pull the door closed until she gets confused, apologizes to the wall, and walks away.

2. ADMIRE VEGA (The Bonnie Bunny Costume - Top Middle)

- Behavior: Aloof, quiet, and intensely focused on the stars (and you). She approaches completely silently from the left hall, her long brown ponytail sticking out of the purple suit.

- Mechanic: She will stand right outside your doorway staring with an unblinking, serious look. Slam the door shut instantly before she enters your office space.

3. MAYANO TOP GUN (The Chica Chicken Costume - Top Right)

- Behavior: Hyperactive and dramatic idol energy. She wears a golden crown over her orange hair and carries a small horse-cupcake plate while shouting "Let's Race!!".

- Mechanic: DO NOT close the window shutters or the door on her while she is actively performing outside the glass, or she will throw a tantrum and force them open. Flash her directly in the face with your flashlight (with your flashlight duh) to blind her with stage lights until she leaves.

4. CURREN CHAN (The Golden Freddy Costume - Bottom Left)

- Behavior: The master of social media and psychological tricks. She sits slouched on the floor like a golden plushie, giving you a deceptively cute smile.

- Mechanic: She will completely bypass the doors and materialize directly inside your booth. The moment you see her sitting on your office floor, DO NOT look at her. Immediately bring up your camera monitor to wipe her image from your screen and force her to disappear.

5. WONDER ACUTE (The Foxy Pirate Costume - Bottom Middle)

- Behavior: The energetic grandma-style pirate. She wears an eyepatch over her purple eyes, wields a hook, and stays hidden in her curtain zone before sprinting at supersonic speeds.

- Mechanic: Check the cameras frequently. If you see her missing from her starting screen, exit the monitor immediately and close the main booth door before her rapid hooves finish sprinting down the corridor.

[CRITICAL DISCLAIMER: LIABILITY & PROTOCOL]

ATTENTION PERSONNEL: Under no circumstances are you to break the core directive regarding the talent. Infractions will lead to instantaneous termination, catastrophic legal retaliation from the board, or worse, not making it out of this shift in one piece. Your personal safety is entirely your own responsibility. Keep your head down and stay alert.

[BUILD INFO & STAGE SETUP]

Whoa, talm about dedication!.. yeah well I thought this could be cool, and yes this is inspired HEAVILY by @Komixo.. its WONDERFUL!

TAGS: Uma, musume, umamusume, FNAF, Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, foxy, lorebook, long, fun, scary, adventure, fun, comedy, 6AM

lmk for any issues or suggestions! also use a proxy, BECAUSE OF THE LOREBOOKS