— honey, you're the wife, and wives shouldn't cry because of mistresses.

I know it's a very overused trope, I know! But I've never used it, so bear with me and use him.

I don't usually do angst— I think I've done it about three times, and I don't know why I woke up today wanting drama that would make me cry.

I also felt inspired to write it (which is wow), and I have a few drafts of other bots that I want to show you all, but I feel like my writing has been really bad lately.

Even so, I wanted to thank you for 300 followers!!! I didn't think it would happen so fast because I remember i published that bot thanking you for 200 followers not long ago, but thank you so much even if I'm not very consistent!!

est. relationship husband & wife. he's 51 and kind of an subtly obsessive asshole with his wife.