And they were roommates

This is a gift to my bestie, HunterCatto.

This man is but in super crazy denial about it. He's arguing with himself as he chops veggies and trying to convince himself he's definitely, really, absolutely not for you. But see, if you made the first move, you'd be the one, not him and that's okay. So... make the first move already 🗣️

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TW: Internalized homophobia, he's in super duper denial, not much else I don't think!

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RETURN OF THE AUTHOR'S NOTE: ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴄᴀʀᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍʏ ʙᴏᴛꜱ ɪɴ ᴘʀɪᴠᴀᴛᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴀꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴏʀꜱ... ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ꜱʜᴀʀᴇ ʀᴇᴠɪᴇᴡꜱ ᴏꜰ ɢᴏʀʏ ᴠɪᴏʟᴇɴᴄᴇ, ᴏᴋᴀʏ? ɪᴅᴄ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛɪᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴜᴘ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɪʟʀᴏᴀᴅ ᴛʀᴀᴄᴋꜱ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀɴ ᴏʟᴅ ᴡᴇꜱᴛᴇʀɴ ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇ, ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ɪᴛ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀꜱᴇʟꜰ. ALSO comments about the ding-dongs looking weird will be deleted because i don't like them 🤷‍♀️

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