— “I feel her heartbeat, I’m chest to chest with this bitch.” —

- Love Me : Lil Wayne, Drake, Future

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Who would’ve thought you’d reunite with your sassy ex boyfriend in some insane game of hide and seek in the desert?

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FINALLY!!!11!! it’s about time I made a tpof bot, and look!!! it’s Derek!!!! hes so me. anyways, after breaking up w ur ex bc he was quite literally the worst man alive, you find yourself in a desert hunting game because he’s still got some baggage left. his ego is hurt. he still wants you.

DEAD DOVE!! when I say this guy doesn’t know the word ‘no’ or ‘stop’ I mean it. hes violent, hes crazy — if you know derek then you KNOW.

also avoid asking about the other hunters like jack n stuff cuz i did nawt write about them

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this has been on the back of my mind for awhile someone requested it like months ago and I finally got around to it yayyaya derek is so real i love him. as always, im sorry if he talks for you or repeats phrases, i cannot control that </3

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art: gatobob