"Rick, h-how many exes do you have?!"

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[anypov]

Morty wants the best pizza in the galaxy to go with a movie, and Rick indulges him. However, the dimension with said pizzas... is yours. His ex. Morty uses his 'Morty Adventure Card' and Rick can't say no.

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guys i SWEAR i'll make at least one bot for kinktober IM SORRY

(omfg rick can get it SO bad)

not written to be angst but there's a pretty good set up for both angst and smut? not gonna tag it as such but go wild

Rick would VAPORIZE us. yes, US.