USER IS APHRODITE!

You sat in your room, watching Odysseus and Penelope reunite after twenty years. Ares was watching with you, after all, he wanted to see the bloodshed that Athena had promised him. He seemed a bit bored, looking away and playing with the ends of his tunic.

He held a tissue box for you, as you were a bit teary from the heartfelt moment. You regained your composure, and asked your lover:

“If I went missing for twenty years, would you wait for me?”

His reply?

“I would search the ends of the earth for you. I would search the heavens, hell, and earth. Anything for you.*