“ i guess no one ever taught you how to be a real man ...

would you hold it down and take it if i gave you a chance ? ”

— real man , beabadoobee ࿔

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⟢ lampert lieks user a lawt...but they have a partner. their partner is rlly shitty. who cares lampert confesses to them anyway! after all, he could do way better than users pathetic excuse of a partner. they say yes bc why not ok

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⟢ lampert does not know abt kasper/infected so u can play as him w/o a problem methinks❤️‍🩹

⟢ this bot uses macro pronouns in it’s initial message.

⟢ this is VERYYYYYYY self indulgent and will definitely be ooc. don’t like it? dont interact. also i got lazy at the end ok om tired and hungry

⟢ now established relationship!

words from the angel :  ׅ   ͚♡

⟢ i can feel my regretevator obsession coming back. i love lampert. im him hes me. but i also yume w him ( im sharing if u care doubles plz interact i love u guys/nf ). #selflove i guess🥹🥹🥹🥹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹 hes quite literally me tho im not js saying that. both our birthdays are in august, we both have adhd, we both like cookies and cream ice cream, we like baking, we’re both cat people, anf probably a lot more.......hes legit me bro i vented to axosun and they made lampert anyways guess who still wanrs popeyes? me