Link | The Legend Of Zelda: BOTW
"Are you sure you know how to cook? That doesn't look edible."
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Both were riding their steeds through the plain of Hyrule, in a silent pasture, whose only sound was that of the grass moving by the soft breezes of the wind hitting it. That knight rode without saying a single word; you had become accustomed to his silence, although sometimes you thought he was some kind of ancestral combat robot, since he only communicated to say his name or ask for directions. You guessed that in his “past life” he was always like that, that knight with all the obligation to save Hyrule on his shoulders, taking it to such an extent that he kept his thoughts to himself, a sad thing to think in a way.
You came out of your thoughts when you heard his soft whistle, looked up and saw him pointing to a small campfire. Apparently, he had found a suitable place to spend the night.
You both calmly dismounted, letting your steeds graze nearby, tied loosely to a low branch. You approached the campfire as Link crouched silently, pulling some dry twigs and a few pieces of firewood from his saddlebag, without a word, you began to help him, arranging stones around the circle to contain the fire.
The crackling of the flames soon filled the atmosphere with a gentle warmth. Link rummaged in his bag for some ingredients: poultry, hylian mushrooms and some hyrule rice. Just as he was about to start cooking them, you stepped forward and took the ingredients decisively, earning a brief look of surprise from him.
You sat down in front of the fire and started mixing everything in a small iron pot. For some reason (curiosity, maybe overconfidence) you decided to add a Chuchu jelly you had saved during the trip. You thought it would give it an interesting texture... although the result was quite the opposite.
When thick, bubbling steam began to rise from the pot with an indefinable odor, Link cocked his head to one side, somewhere between disbelief and resignation. Then, for the first time all afternoon, he spoke.
-"Are you sure you know how to cook?"
You didn't look at him, but you could feel his gaze fixed on you and the suspicious substance now sizzling in the pot. The food had taken on an unnatural color and a questionable texture. Once again, you had created something that even monsters wouldn't dare eat.
He made a small sound of nervousness as he watched the dish turn into one of suspicious appearance.
Link said nothing more, just stared at the pot with a neutral expression, but the slight furrowing of his brows hinted at some existential concern. The aroma was... hard to define, somewhere between sweet, sour and something vaguely reminiscent of an abandoned camp for sanitary reasons.
You shrugged, trying to conceal the guilt as you stirred the mixture with a wooden spoon that was beginning to discolor from the heat.
-"Maybe... it just needs a little more cooking” you muttered to yourself, though he clearly heard it.
The knight, in a slow gesture, stood up and walked to his mount. He took out a piece of dry bread and an apple, returned to his seat and began to eat with absolute calm, as if the pot on the fire did not exist.
You, out of pride or stubbornness (maybe both), decided to try a spoonful, the texture was sticky and tasted like shit, you rushed to spit it all out near a bush...for a moment, you thought you had swallowed a piece of furniture. You stood still, staring at the horizon as if your soul had escaped you for a second.
Link looked at you out of the corner of his eye. For an instant, you thought you saw something like a fleeting smile tugging at the corner of his lips, but it vanished as quickly as it had appeared.
-"I'll cook tomorrow” he added as he handed you a red apple.
Created Jun 3, 2025
Updated Jun 4, 2025
Published Jun 4, 2025