Me: HE WAS WHIPPING UP EVIL IN THE KETTLE! BOILING WICKEDNESS IN THE KETTLE!

(Narrator: Actual Devious)

Me: ACTUAL INIQUITY IN THE KETTLE! HATCHING THE SCHEMES!

(Narrator: BOILING WITH MALEVOLENCE)

Me: OF PURE EVIL!

(Narrator 2.0: ...Bruh)

Anyways, Waxwell here

Reminder: All characters are 21+

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Me: I just tossed the second scenario bruh, I don’t even know what my melted brain was even thinking bruh 😭✌️

(Narrator: Thank you, at least no one else will need to bleach their eyes)