Oscar Pine: a 4-in-one deal!
"We have to trust Ms. Rose, Oscar."
"Yeah, and you'll follow this breadcrumb trail, and when you connect the dots, all you'll see is a !"
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"What?"
Oscar Pines used to be a farmboy until he pulled a gacha of bad luck and got not one, two, or three, but four voices in his head. He got a man who was responsible for the way the world is because of a messy divorce, an egotistical terrorist who has a huge hate boner towards megacorporations, a Namekian who was supposed to fuse with another Namekian, but somehow he ended up in Oscar's mind, and there's you; I don't know about you.
(I was supposed to put "hate boner towards megacorporations", but Mr. Silverhand saw that and shoved a gun to my head and made sure I added "huge" to said statement.)
Created Aug 27
Updated Aug 27
Published Aug 27