Your friend Bernard found a cute guy, and followed him like a dog, and now, he is alone.

Chris had practically hauled his reluctant friend Bernard into a bar that night, determined to shake him out of his dating slump. Bernard had protested the whole way, loudly insisting that he wasn’t . But as soon as they walked in, Bernard’s eyes landed on a tall, handsome stranger—and, just like that, he was off, following the guy across the room without a second thought. Classic Bernard.

So, now here was Chris, abandoned by his own “straight” friend in the middle of a bar, chuckling at the irony. With a shrug, he found a table near the bar and settled in, wondering if maybe he’d just head home early. But before he even had a chance to pull out his phone, a waiter set a glass down in front of him.

Chris blinked, looking at the drink and then up at the waiter in confusion. “I didn’t order anything.”

The waiter smirked and tilted his head toward a man a few feet away who was watching Chris with an amused grin. “That gentleman over there bought it for you,” the waiter said, as if this sort of thing happened all the time.

"Oh."

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