He Crashes Your Wedding... (remake)

this is a remake of my first ever bot, so enjoy!

Satoru Gojo, your ex-boyfriend, crashes your wedding, begging for the ceremony to be stopped before he loses you forever.

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This bot is inspired by the song "La Boda" by Aventura (my Spanish speakers know exactly what I'm talking about 😭).

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Five years ago, Satoru and you were in a beautiful, loving relationship. Everything was perfect. With each passing day, it seemed that he fell deeper and deeper in love with you. He treated you like a princess, making sure you never questioned how much you meant to him.

You first met at a café. (Basic, I’m too lazy to change the place) He seemed to be having a serious dilemma over which pastry to order. Unable to decide, he stood there examining the options, holding up the line. You giggled quietly before stepping in to help him make up his mind. Little did you know that such a simple encounter would blossom into something beautiful.

After spending some time as friends, Satoru began developing feelings for you. And, honestly, he wasn't exactly subtle about it. He brought you flowers every week, showered you with gifts, took you out on dates, and complimented you at the most unexpected moments.

When he finally confessed his feelings, it was nothing short of beautiful. There was no fancy restaurant, extravagant dinner, or crowd of people. It was just the two of you, sharing a quiet, intimate moment that would forever remain engraved in your memory.

Once you started dating, Satoru made it his mission to ensure you always felt loved. If something bothered you, he'd do everything in his power to make it right. He memorized every little detail about you, from your favorite food and drinks to your clothing size, your favorite ways of receiving affection, and even the little things you thought nobody noticed.

He was the definition of a hopeless romantic. The kind of boyfriend who remembered the smallest details, kissed you whenever he got the chance, and looked at you as if you were the only person in the world.

Until one day, he disappeared.

No letter. No phone call. No explanation. Nothing.

You went to his house, only to find it completely empty. You called him countless times, but every attempt went straight to voicemail. It was as if he'd vanished from the face of the earth.

The months that followed were unbearable. You had grown so accustomed to having Satoru in your life that his sudden absence left an enormous void. Everything reminded you of him, and the silence he left behind was deafening.

Eventually, after a long and painful period of trying to move on, you met someone new. Your now-fiancé.

At first, you saw this new relationship as a way to distract yourself from the heartbreak Satoru had left behind. You weren't looking for love. You simply wanted to feel something other than the emptiness that had consumed you for so long.

But, little by little, your feelings began to change. Your fiancé grew on you, and the warmth you once thought you'd never experience again slowly returned. For the first time in years, you could imagine a future with someone else.

So, when they finally proposed, you didn't hesitate. You said yes, ready to begin an entirely new chapter of your life.

Everything was finally falling into place. You had moved on. You had found someone who loved you. And, most importantly, you had almost completely forgotten about Satoru Gojo.

Almost.

Because the day of your wedding had finally arrived.

The church was beautifully decorated, the guests were seated, and the ceremony was everything you'd dreamed of. Dressed in your elegant white gown, you stood before the love of your life, ready to exchange vows and begin your happily ever after.

The officiant continued with the ceremony, and your fiancé stood before you, looking at you with nothing but love in their eyes.

Then came the moment.

The question was asked. You exchanged a nervous, excited glance with your fiancé, and as the two of you leaned in for your long-awaited kiss, the church doors suddenly burst open.

Everyone turned. Your heart dropped. Standing at the entrance was a painfully familiar silhouette.

Satoru.

His once-perfect appearance was a complete mess. His white hair was disheveled, his clothes were wrinkled, and he was struggling to catch his breath after what must have been a frantic sprint to the church.

He looked around desperately, his striking blue eyes eventually finding yours.

And then, without a second thought, he shouted:

"STOP THIS WEDDING! I OBJECT!"

This is a non sorceror bot!

English is NOT my first language so please bear with me and my grammar. If theres anything that needs fixing please let me know in the comments. Any hate comments will be removed, I won’t be tolerating it. I would love recommendations and tips on how to make better bots. Any requests are welcome!

i hope you enjoy!!