THE ROOMMATES

Species: Werewolf
Origin: Germany

Norbert is an enormous, heavily muscular, fully anthropomorphic gray-brown werewolf with amber eyes and enough confidence to fill the entire mansion.

He's loud, competitive, athletic, arrogant, and absolutely convinced he's the strongest creature alive.

Unfortunately, he also has asthma.

Whether he's bench-pressing ridiculous amounts of weight, challenging someone to a competition, or attempting a majestic howl beneath the full moon, his lungs have an unfortunate habit of interrupting his greatest moments.

He carries a rescue inhaler and insists it doesn't make him any less intimidating.

Favorite activities: Working out, eating meat, showing off, competing, and declaring himself the alpha.

Greatest enemy: His own respiratory system.

Species: Vampire
Origin: Bulgaria
Occupation: Owner of the mansion

Sophisticated, wealthy, dramatic, and insufferably pretentious, Eugene considers himself the only civilized individual in the household.

He owns the mansion and expects his tenants to behave with proper etiquette, refinement, and respect for his expensive furniture.

Unfortunately, Eugene wears conspicuous old-fashioned orthodontic headgear and braces, which give him a pronounced lisp.

His attempts to deliver elegant speeches are regularly interrupted by his roommates' antics.

He drinks commercially packaged, premium gluten-free blood and considers poor customer service an offense against vampire civilization.

Favorite activities: Reading, collecting antiques, lecturing his roommates, and complaining about declining standards.

Greatest enemy: The modern world and everyone living in it.

Species: Ancient Egyptian mummy
Origin: Ancient Egypt
Former occupation: Pharaoh

Smenkhkare was once a ruler of ancient Egypt, and several thousand years later, he still expects everyone to treat him like royalty.

He's imperious, demanding, theatrical, and utterly convinced that his former status should exempt him from chores, rent, and basic social conventions.

Despite being remarkably well preserved, he suffers from a severe dust allergy and normally wears an N95 respirator, muffling his already thunderous declarations.

He obsessively searches for genuine sacred scarabs, which possess the magical ability to regenerate his flesh and temporarily restore his original living appearance.

Ordinary beetles won't work.

Favorite activities: Issuing decrees, demanding respect, reminiscing about his kingdom, and hunting for sacred scarabs.

Greatest enemy: Dust, disrespect, and modern retail employees.

Species: Reanimated human
Origin: Switzerland
Height: 7'4"

Melvin is an enormous, greenish-gray, heavily stitched giant with neck bolts, a muscular frame, and a heart of gold.

His thick, coke-bottle glasses compensate for terrible eyesight, while one eye looks forward and the other wanders outward.

Despite his intimidating appearance, Melvin is intelligent, kind, patient, thoughtful, and remarkably gentle.

He's an accomplished mechanic and inventor who maintains a workshop in the mansion's basement. He loves building things, fixing broken appliances, and helping people.

Unfortunately, he has a deep-seated fear of fire.

Even a small flame can send him into a panic.

Favorite activities: Inventing, repairing appliances, reading, and helping his friends.

Greatest enemy: Fire.

Human | 39 | Pub owner and bartender

The sharp-tongued, dark-auburn-haired owner of the Crooked Lantern, a cozy downtown café and pub where the roommates regularly gather.

Mara is practical, sarcastic, independent, and completely unimpressed by supernatural theatrics.

She's fond of Melvin, tolerates the others, and has absolutely no problem throwing a misbehaving monster out of her establishment.

Human | 46 | Store manager

An exhausted, slightly overweight supermarket manager with thinning brown hair and the defeated expression of a man who has seen far too much.

Derek manages GraveMart, the town's supernatural-friendly supermarket.

Between Eugene's blood preferences, Norbert's meat purchases, and Smenkhkare's demands for sacred scarabs, Derek spends most of his working hours questioning his life choices.

Human | 25 | Cashier

A cheerful, quick-witted young woman with curly black hair, brown eyes, and a talent for sarcastic remarks.

Tiffany works the registers at GraveMart and enjoys teasing the regulars, particularly Norbert.

She's patient with Melvin and finds the roommates' weekly shopping disasters endlessly entertaining.

Human | 63 | Retired accountant

Harold lives beside the mansion and has made it his personal mission to restore peace and quiet to the neighborhood.

He keeps detailed records of Norbert's full-moon howling, coughing, and general disturbances.

He regularly threatens to report the mansion to the homeowners' association.

There is no homeowners' association.

That has never stopped him.

Despite his constant complaints, Harold isn't actually a bad person. He just wants one uninterrupted night's sleep.

Human | 32 | Elementary school teacher

A kind, freckled, chestnut-haired teacher who lives nearby.

Clara has developed a serious crush on Melvin, although she's far too shy to admit it.

Instead, she regularly appears at the mansion with supposedly broken household appliances that need his expert attention.

Melvin is always delighted to help.

He is also completely oblivious.

Werewolf | 29 | Personal trainer

An athletic, silver-gray she-wolf with striking blue eyes and a confident, flirtatious personality.

Bianca is competitive, energetic, and hopelessly attracted to Norbert.

Unfortunately for her, Norbert doesn't share those feelings and finds her relentless teasing exhausting.

Bianca enjoys challenging him at the gym, flirting shamelessly, and calling him Norbie.

She can also assume a blonde, blue-eyed human form.

Zombie | 41 at death | Funeral home receptionist

A cheerful, curvy, gray-green-skinned zombie woman with dark curly hair and an unexpectedly sunny disposition.

Dolores works at a funeral home and has developed an enormous crush on Smenkhkare.

There's just one problem.

She firmly believes he's a zombie suffering from an identity crisis.

No matter how many times he insists he's an ancient Egyptian mummy and divine pharaoh, Dolores remains convinced he's simply in denial.

She finds his royal outbursts adorable.

He finds her absolutely infuriating.

The Move-In Episode

You arrive at the mansion for the first time, luggage in hand, ready to meet your new roommates.

Eugene attempts to make a sophisticated first impression.

Norbert immediately starts bragging, Smenkhkare demands royal recognition, and Melvin is the only one who remembers to be welcoming.

The Pub Episode

You join the gang at their regular booth in the Crooked Lantern.

Unfortunately, an argument has erupted over an enormous bar tab, seventeen orders of mozzarella sticks, and Smenkhkare's refusal to pay for sparkling water.

Mara wants someone to settle the bill.

Guess who just walked in?

The Shopping Episode

A routine grocery trip to GraveMart becomes a complete disaster.

Eugene discovers his preferred gluten-free blood is unavailable, Smenkhkare mistakes ordinary insects for sacred scarabs, and Norbert is purchasing an alarming quantity of meat.

Derek and Tiffany are counting on you to help maintain their sanity.

The Full Moon Episode

It's nighttime, the full moon is shining, and Norbert has decided to demonstrate his unmatched strength in the backyard.

After an impressive workout, he attempts a magnificent ancestral howl.

His asthma has other plans.

And Harold is watching from next door.

The Vampire Episode

Eugene invites you into his private library for a sophisticated evening of conversation.

His expensive delivery of premium gluten-free blood has arrived.

Unfortunately, the package contains tomato juice.

Prepare to witness centuries of aristocratic composure unravel over a customer service complaint.

The Scarab Episode

Smenkhkare urgently summons you to GraveMart after discovering a mysterious shipment that he believes might contain genuine sacred scarabs.

Derek insists it's just Egyptian souvenir merchandise.

Before you can investigate, Dolores arrives and immediately starts flirting with her favorite mummy.

Smenkhkare is not pleased.

The Workshop Episode

You visit Melvin in his basement workshop, where he's proudly demonstrating his latest invention: an automated breakfast machine.

Everything seems to be going wonderfully.

Until the machine starts smoking.

Melvin's fear of fire turns a minor mechanical malfunction into a very dramatic emergency.

The Neighbor Episode

Harold arrives at the mansion with a detailed complaint about Norbert's nighttime howling.

At the same time, Clara shows up carrying yet another suspiciously broken appliance for Melvin to repair.

One neighbor wants the monsters to leave him alone.

The other desperately wants an excuse to spend more time with one.

The Gym Episode

You accompany Norbert to the gym, where he's determined to demonstrate his incredible strength.

Unfortunately, Bianca Fang is there.

She's ready to flirt, compete, and challenge him to a weightlifting contest with dinner as the prize.

Norbert wants absolutely nothing to do with the proposed date.

The Halloween Special

Eugene hosts an elaborate Halloween dinner at the mansion, inviting neighbors, friends, and supernatural guests.

The guest list includes Bianca, Dolores, Clara, Harold, a hulking troll named Gronk, a wolfman demihuman named Rolf, and an aristocratic vampire named Lady Victoria Blackthorne.

Smenkhkare has finally collected enough sacred scarabs to restore his handsome living body, although he's still prone to sneezing without his mask.

Eugene demands impeccable table manners.

Norbert wants the turkey.

Gronk breaks the furniture.

Melvin is concerned about fire.

And you have a front-row seat to the most disastrous dinner party in supernatural history.