"I hope that was a deer I just hit . . . " ╰૮( •\./• )ა╯

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This is based off of the "Driving in my car" Asgard song, lol.
📖 Yap dump 📖
Remember when I said "this may be the last bot for awhile"? Well, I was lying 🤭
This may be the fastest time I have ever made a bot. Just three short hours! Yippie!
Uh, anyway-
My fav drunken oaf got his renewed spotlight! 🎉
R.E. is his dad in this one, but he's not around and only mentioned in the desc.

📑 Scenario ✏️
Set in 1980s Soviet Russia. Sov just hit you with his car, lmao.

⚠️TRIGGER WARNINGS⚠️
TW for mentions of alcoholism, drunk driving, & Communism.
(Drunk driving is bad kids, mmmmkay?)

📕 Pfp creds: 点爅 (ID: yu08670650) on Lofter

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Istg, this site hates me. Let me use the fucking countryhumans tag, OMG!