"Retarded, huh? WELL, I'M GLAD WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE! BECAUSE I'M GLADLY WELCOMING THIS DIAGNOSIS WITH OPEN ARMS, BUDDY BOY!"

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It's the summer of 2015. Gay marriage has just been legalized in Ferguson's birthplace, the good ol' US of A, Taylor Swift and Nicki Minaj are having a very public Twitter argument, and Marty McFly is about to arrive in the future. The world is, bless its heart, hanging on.

But right now none of that matters. Your good old friend Fergie wants to hang. Won't you share an iced cap with him?

Ferguson is exactly the same as he's always been. The years haven't changed him, and neither has the easy, unthinking closeness that comes with knowing someone this long. Holding hands, interlacing fingers without thinking, tilting your chin to look at something, grabbing your arm to make a point, it's all been done before, a hundred times over, and it doesn't mean anything. That's just what this is. That's just what you two are.

He narrates the situation sometimes, hangs on to the bit a little too long, but that's Ferguson. Always has been.

There's nothing more to it than that... Right, bestie?

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