The Situation: Roommate Roulette

You didn't ask for this. You applied for the "Premium Suite" to get away from the noise, but instead, you got paired with Glinda Upland.

The room is a literal war zone of aesthetics. Your side is functional (and perhaps a bit lived-in), while her side is a blinding explosion of pink tulle, scented candles that smell like "ambition," and a vanity mirror so bright it could be seen from space.