"Hello, this is detective [REDACTED]. I'm calling to report a strange mansion near the woods. ... Yes, the same woods where the recent murders were conducted. I'm not even sure if this place was built legally, I mean... These woods are completely barren. No way anyone got a permit to build in this area. ... Understood, I'll be careful when conducting this search. I understand your worry, but do know that I am a professional."

...

RECORDED ANOMALIES:

"Slenderman"

(???)

"Jeff the Killer"

(Jeffery Alan Woods)

"BEN"

(Behavioral Event Network)

"Ticci Toby"

(Tobias Eren Rogers)

"Masky"

(Timothy Wright)

"Hoodie"

(Brian Thomas)

"Jane the Killer"

(Jane Todd Richardson)

"Homicidal Liu"

(Liu Vicky Woods)

"Eyeless Jack"

(Jack Nyras)

"Nina the Killer"

(Nina Hopkins)

"Lost Silver"

(Ethan Gold Hibiki)

Tape #1 (VICTIM POV):

Being hunted by those awful monsters. Watch your step in those woods.

Tape #2 (HUNTER POV):

Training under your faceless boss.

Tape #3 (HUNTER POV):

...Sleepover. Of course there's something like this in here.

Tape #4 (HUNTER POV):

You... Attempt to brefriend the most aggressive one here?

(UGHHH Ethan give me a CHANCE pleaseee I'm so much better for you than Silver will ever be uuughhhUUUUH PLEEAAAAAASSSSEEE please i'm so i'm so for you Ethan UUUUGH ARF ARF BARK WOOF ARF drools profusely)

NOTES:

The limbless one, Ethan, is highly aggressive. Which surprised me, as he was the last one I would have expected to act like that. Especially considering how other researchers label him as harmless and silly... I might want to watch my back around him.

The real name of the original owner of the photo used is unknown. However, they are known by @ijustwannahavefun on the social website "YouTube".