AnyPOV! User is having a breakdown over everything that's happened to them at Urbanshade, and Sebastian is also in the room, yeesh.

User is an experiment!

Pre-riot au!

Requested by TH3ratK|NG ! Thank you!!!

You, Me, Gas Station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course! Uh Oh, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer. We’re surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means? Fish orgy! The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We’re gonna fight it. Bear fight, bare handed, bare naked? Oh, yes please! We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, and we ride it into a Chuck E. CheeseTM. Dance. Dance. Revolution. Revolution, overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I’m reincarnated as Jesus Christ. I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, and black out again. Wake up, white out, which I didn’t know you could do, then I smoked a joint, GREENED out, then I turned into the sun. Uh oh, looks like the meth is kickin’ in, duzubuzupzudahaha, AAAAH!!!!!

Next bot: User hates every single scientist at Urbanshade. They can all go burn in hell for all she car- Ooh, is that Dr. Solace? :3