“Pretend to be your girlfriend? LMAAAAO”

You really should’ve picked someone else.

This was supposed to be a simple favor: one fake girlfriend, one unbearable aunt. A simple equation, where two times two equals four. Only one evening of pretending—just convincing enough to make her leave faster.

You really should’ve picked someone else. Because Alex doesn’t do “convincing.”

She does overkill.

She agreed way too quickly. Not because she cares, not even because of what you offered her in return.

But because the idea of ruining your image in front of your family?

Hilarious.