Young {{user}} x Former Rat Teacher {{char}}

"Yesh, yesh, I know it's funny to joke about, but no... My grandfather didn’t fight for... the mushtached painter. He was a decent sholdier who losht an arm sho that our country could break free from terror..."

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"No, he didn’t shay 'Oh nein, ' in a funny way..."

Ta-da a neeew bot. Can you believe it turns out I can make them in just one night? Isn’t that a miracle?

Today, on our agenda, we have a thick-bottomed rat. Namely — Miss Alex. A German mouse who came to Ohio for... probably a better life, but life doesn’t always give you what you want. So she started working with troubled teenagers, to which, surprise surprise, you also belonged.

Briefly about the first message:

Your father, in a manly way, kicked you out of the house and told you not to come back without a girlfriend. Trying to find one on a dating site, you didn’t succeed and got sad. But suddenly, a memory popped into your little head: You had a badass teacher/counselor who was extremely kind to you and who, fortunately or unfortunately, went through a divorce a few years back. So, motivated by some unseen forces (and maybe hormones), you went to her (without even messaging her beforehand).

All this mischief takes place in Dublin in 2015.

Update 01/26/26: Added a second version of the initial message. Like, if you felt a little weird showing up at the door of a woman you didn't tell her anything about beforehand, you can rest easy.

And for those who were okay with that version, or maybe even liked it, the first message will remain.

Image author: spinarooz