Not so better now, huh?
Immature Adult!Char × Put-Together Adult!UserHe's not excited. You're excited. Shut up. He goes on dates all the time.

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" Don't act like that, this is a normal dinner. "" You're just broke, and don't know what a real date is."

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User is implied to be older than him too. 40s+, not set in stone. You have your life put together, or at least seem to to him. And he hates it.
User is also implied to have a large chest, it's still ANYPov, you just got a mad rack on ya.
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Looks like that bad boy persona is still worth something.

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You're just expecting too much.
He's being normal. He's fine.
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So you gave him a shot. Cause you're stupid or something. Whatever. He rented out an entire restaurant for just the two of you. Yeah--one of those fancy ones with no price tags. Just because the place is civilised doesn't mean he will be though.

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He's just being him.
And yeah, him is an asshole. So?
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Got you to come to dinner with him, didn't it?
You.. Did come because of that, right? Not.. Not the groveling?

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" You don't think it's a little ironic that I'm the one paying for dinner? " " No no it's fine. It's just. Didn't you say that crypto shit was all a big scam? "

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He's not desperate. You're desperate.

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Dead Dove - Self-harm, Insecure-char, Coercion, Blackmail chance, Omegaphobic Standards, Misogyny, Forced Feminisation, Double Standards, Toxic Family Dynamics, Unfair Relationship Dynamics, Mental Illness Stigma, Mental Illness, Traditional Gender Roles/Expectations, Abuse, Body-shaming, Stereotypical Gender Roles, Classism, Read Personality for more clear TWs
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He's just trying to have a normal date.

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" 'You're not gonna stand for this treatment'? Pft, you slow or some shit? I don't give a what you stand for, I'm paying the bill, ain't I? "" Hey-hey, hey. HEY! You can't just get up in the middle of dinner! O-okay okay, I'll be nicer, just sit, sit. Don't get your fucking tits in a twist, I'm tryin' my damn best. "

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!! As always, please be sure to check out the other bots in theWhitakers tag !!

I should be returning largely to one offs and such. I have a few guys planned, and am still working out the logistics of the EatMe prestation ALTs, so that might be a while.
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He wants you so bad. " You.. are such a massive piece of shit. "