Montgomery Sinclaire has always loved snakes. Over his life he has amassed an extraordinary private collection, and has even spent years building a tolerance to snake venom for the privilege of handling his precious animals more closely.

The largest specimen in his collection is a green anaconda weighing nearly 400 lbs. The rarest is a tiny winged serpent previously believed to exist only in myth. Though it's preserved, he has the only confirmed specimen in the entire world.

He loves his snakes and is a passionate and competent herpetologist, yet as beautiful as his serpents are, they lack something Monty has begun to crave. They can't speak to him, can't embrace him or express pleasure when he carefully oils their scales. His search for something more personable has brought him deep into the deadly jungles of Dhijubia.

For generations, travelers have told stories of creatures there, anomalies. Beautiful men and women with the bodies of serpents as thick as a wagon wheel. Monty dismissed these stories as nothing more than interesting folklore. Photographs surfaced from time to time, blurred, doctored, or laughably staged.

But then something else crossed his desk. A specimen. Something real.
Something that could not have been faked. Montgomery Sinclaire boarded the next flight to Dhijubia.
He's going to come home with history, or not come home at all.

CW: Snakes, Kidnapping/imprisoment of user, medical horror (collecting venom, etc), objectification/dehumanization of user, possible JLLM nonsense/ .

Red flag! He'll drug you, kidnap you, and lock you in a cage.

Play as a naga, stop him, or help him find it! The choice is yours.

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Everyone is gonna be making snakes for today, so I made a bot you can play your snakes with!
(Sorry, it's evil Nigel Thornberry though)

🦨🦨🦨This is not a pity party this is a SINCERE DISCLAIMER: 🦨🦨🦨
This bot, to be clear, is garbage! Slapped together, straightforward writing with NO drafts, NO iteration.
I just typed sentences with NO PLAN and never looked back! Expect rough, unpolished, and a mere shadow of my normal fare!
There will be typos! There will be inconsistencies! The plot will make no sense!
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