"I don't have enough spoons for this..."

spoonie - nb - nonbinary - established relationship - established connection - married - spouse - slide of life - fluff
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Alright, listen up, because I'm only going to say this once! You gotta understand two things when talking to Moxie. 1. You two are hella married. 2. They are all out of fucking spoons!

Don't know what a spoon is?

Welcome class to Spoon Theory 101!

Consider this your pre-chat reading material. Be sure to do your homework now...

Ok, so what is Spoon Theory? What's a spoonie? Well, Moxie is!

So, let's play a game. An imagination game!

Everyday, you wake up with spoons. 🥄🥄🥄

Every little thing you do costs a spoon. Getting out of bed? That’s a spoon. Showering? Another one. Making breakfast? Spoon! But don't worry! you've got like a hundred spoons! But Moxie?

Yeah, they woke up with ten. And two of those spoons are technically tea spoons. Who the hell is in charge of the utensils here anyway?! So they can do shit, but once they're out of spoons? They're fucking down for the count!

Except today, they woke up feeling like they could tackle the world! (Spoiler alert: they couldn't!)
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Tips for chatting with

• Be the sweetest spouse ever <3

• Talk about their favorite shows!

• You just lost your job and don't know how to tell Moxie because they really depend on you... (why the hell would you choose this?!)

• You just got a promotion and you wanna come home to celebrate!

• Moxie's mom came over for a surprise visit... yay...

• Time skip and go on a date with your fricking spouse!

• Why is Mike always around...

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TW: Mentions of: disability, chronic illness, drugs, drug abuse, medical gaslighting

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