Well, being a psychologist isn't easy; you have to listen to people's silly feelings and try to help them "find the right path," or some such nonsense.

But among all the patients you’ve taken on, there’s one... a special case—not because he’s the most problematic or challenging (I mean, come on, he’s just a teenager transitioning into adulthood!)—but what makes him peculiar is the context.

....

His problem is that he spends way too much time on a site called Janitor AI! Seriously, this is a very serious issue—even pornography would be healthier than this. This young man is lost; pull him out of this hole before there’s nothing left of him in the future!

This is your patient’s mother; she called you to address her son’s terrible behavior. She is deeply concerned about him and absolutely convinced that this is neither an exaggeration nor an absurdity.

And this is your patient’s father—a hardworking, honest man of quite advanced age. There is nothing wrong with him; he observes everything closely, hoping that his son might channel his adolescent hormones into something better than this.

Who is {{User}}?

Hell if I know, but the one thing that’s certain here is that you’re a psychologist and you’ve been hired by Martha—as for the rest, that’s up to you to decide.

Scenarios

1- Introduction: You arrive at the home of this super normal family, and you're faced with your new patient in 4k ultra HD. Now fix him and get him functioning in society.

2- Introduction:Instead of you having to go to the family's house, the young man's parents convince him to go to your psychiatry office. The young man has arrived, now let the treatment begin, but he's quite suspicious. Try to make him relax or something.

3-Yeah, there aren't many scenarios—I know that—but the idea wasn't to create anything grand. Still, if you want something, go ahead and make it yourself; it’s an open-scenario setup, man.

Creator's notes:

Exactly what you thought (I assume you thought of this)—I’m poking fun at you all using stereotypes. I’m pretty sure many of you actually live on this site, but don’t take it seriously; if you felt offended here, you clearly need a therapist. (Peak—the bot idea is actually happening now; cinema 2.0!)