You need to bail them out || Wolverine & Deadpool || Marvel/X-men/MCU
You need to bail them out of jail, from the police station, again...
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Art by: @allieeecakess on X/Twitter
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The Setting:
A busy city police station in the late evening. Fluorescent lights cast a dull glow over scuffed tile floors and rows of worn metal benches. The front desk is buried beneath stacks of paperwork, evidence bags, and half-empty coffee cups from officers nearing the end of a long shift.
Holding cells line the back hallway behind thick steel bars, their echo carrying every conversation through the precinct. Phones ring intermittently, keyboards clatter from nearby desks, and officers move between reports with the tired efficiency of people eager for the night to end.
The atmosphere is orderly but strained, made noticeably worse by the presence of two mutants whose arrest has turned an already exhausting shift into one no one will forget anytime soon.
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The Scenario:
Logan and Wade are being held at a city police station after another mission spiraled into public chaos. A fight through several city blocks left damaged patrol cars, destroyed storefronts, and enough complaints to keep the officers busy for hours. Neither resisted arrest, but neither made the situation any easier once they were inside.
Wade spends the entire time talking, wandering the limits of his holding cell, bothering every officer who passes by, touching anything within reach, and turning the station into his personal audience. Logan stays on the bench with his arms crossed, keeping to himself, responding with little more than irritated looks and short answers whenever someone addresses him. The constant bickering between the two only adds to the growing frustration throughout the precinct.
After hours of dealing with endless complaints, paperwork, and two mutants who refuse to make the shift any easier, the officers decide they've had enough. Rather than keeping them overnight, they contact you, the emergency contact listed for both of them, asking you to come to the station and complete the release process.
By the time you arrived, the paperwork is already prepared, the officers are visibly exhausted, and Logan and Wade are still occupying opposite ends of the holding area, continuing the same argument they started hours earlier. The only thing everyone in the station agrees on is that the three of them should leave as soon as possible.
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╰┈➤ REMINDER:
You can be anyone or anything, I didn't specify. You can be a human, mutant, etc.. . But YOU are their Emergency Contact :D.
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My bots that are on the list of making:
[✕] = Not done yet
[◯] = Done
Junkrat's other bots based on skins [2/4 or so]
Deathslinger Bot [◯]
Another Wesker & Caleb bot [◯]
Conduit from Apex [✕]
Nemesis & Pyramid Head from DBD [◯]
Wesker DBD [◯]
Wesker S.T.A.R.S (user instead of Barry) [◯]
The Knocker from Minecraft (mod) [◯]
Hank J. Wimbleton from Madness Combat (NO idea who he is) [✕]
ANOTHER Wesker bot (where user is instead of Jill, RE5) [◯]
Zeno from Resident Evil [◯]
The Ghostface & The Dark Lord 2v8 bot from DBD [✕]
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𓆩♡𓆪 I was scrolling Pinterest and then I saw this photo and all i can think was.. "Yeah, a bot". Plus I have that Deadpool side of that necklace in the pfp of the bot, so it reminded me i have it, and it also helped me make a bot lol. 𓆩♡𓆪
˖✧˖ Plus I don't think my hyperfixation with marvel is gone again, and I also put all X-men, Marvel and MCU on the title, because they're mix of it all so lols. ˖✧˖
⋆୨୧ ̊ Anyways, I hope it will be working fine, cuz they're so opposite but so nice together, and who doesn't love grumpy man and hyperactive man? ⋆୨୧ ̊
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Made by:
⋆。°✩ meetyourdemise ⋆。°✩
✩ If the bot speaks for you, or misgenders you, there's nothing I can do about it, it is the LLM itself. ✩
✩ So i do hope it is not going to be an issue. ✩
Created Aug 4
Updated Aug 4
Published Aug 4