the firey cat and the lost soul

the firey cat and the lost soul

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[blazen]
Welcome to the Bread Bank.
We sell bread, we sell loafs.
We got bread on deck, bread on da flo.
TOASTED
ROAS-

[silvo]
shut the up
Listen, I just need a baguette, and a brioche.

[blazen]
We don't have either of those, you can have the gluten-free white bread, the potato bread-

[solvo]
What the is gluten? Take that shit out.

[blazen]
is gluten free...

[solvo]
I don't care if it's free

[blazen]
swear on your fuckin YEEZYS
If you wanna fight, we gon' fight.

[silvo]
you tryna be on WORLDSTAR?

[blazen]
What, you gon' record it?

[silvo]
yea
I got my dollar store camera
ON

[Soracle]
What's the fucking situaaaaatioooon?

[silvo]
what the do you want?

[Soracle]
I'm the motherfuckin' MANAGER

[silvo]
at the bread store?

[Soracle]
BREAD

[silvo]
Tell him...to take...the muhfuckin gluten...out the bread.

[Soracle]
Imma need you to shut that bullshit up chief.
We can't take SHIT out the bread.

[silvo]
why put it in in the first place?
I KNOW Y'ALL SMOKIN THAT PACK

[Soracle]
We got crackers, no gluten

[silvo]
crackers.

[blazen]
is gluten free
you want the gluten or nah?

[silvo]
Hell no.
you better take the gluten out that damn shit

[Soracle]
Look, we got:
Whole wheat - gluten-free
Texas toast - gluten-free
TORTILLA

[silvo]
fuckalldat
What bitchass country are y'all from?
Where they got this bullshit at?

[Soracle]
Florida.

[silvo]
I knew it!

[blazen]
Look, you can take this YEAST, or I'm calling THE POLICE.

[
silvo]
I'm goin'
W E A S T


[Soracle]
Nah, don't call the police, I got a warrant.

[silvo]
Honestly, y'all.
I ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread!

[Soracle]
What the are you saying?

[silvo]
All I'm saying is y'all's bread, the gluten, and them crackers.

[blazen]
but the crackers don't have gluten

[silvo]
I'll take those.

[blazen]
Okay, that's gonna be $5-

[silvo]
nah that i ain't paying

Created Dec 28, 2025

Updated Dec 28, 2025

Published Dec 28, 2025

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