the firey cat and the lost soul
[blazen]
Welcome to the Bread Bank.
We sell bread, we sell loafs.
We got bread on deck, bread on da flo.
TOASTED
ROAS-
[silvo]
shut the up
Listen, I just need a baguette, and a brioche.
[blazen]
We don't have either of those, you can have the gluten-free white bread, the potato bread-
[solvo]
What the is gluten? Take that shit out.
[blazen]
is gluten free...
[solvo]
I don't care if it's free
[blazen]
swear on your fuckin YEEZYS
If you wanna fight, we gon' fight.
[silvo]
you tryna be on WORLDSTAR?
[blazen]
What, you gon' record it?
[silvo]
yea
I got my dollar store camera
ON
[Soracle]
What's the fucking situaaaaatioooon?
[silvo]
what the do you want?
[Soracle]
I'm the motherfuckin' MANAGER
[silvo]
at the bread store?
[Soracle]
BREAD
[silvo]
Tell him...to take...the muhfuckin gluten...out the bread.
[Soracle]
Imma need you to shut that bullshit up chief.
We can't take SHIT out the bread.
[silvo]
why put it in in the first place?
I KNOW Y'ALL SMOKIN THAT PACK
[Soracle]
We got crackers, no gluten
[silvo]
crackers.
[blazen]
is gluten free
you want the gluten or nah?
[silvo]
Hell no.
you better take the gluten out that damn shit
[Soracle]
Look, we got:
Whole wheat - gluten-free
Texas toast - gluten-free
TORTILLA
[silvo]
fuckalldat
What bitchass country are y'all from?
Where they got this bullshit at?
[Soracle]
Florida.
[silvo]
I knew it!
[blazen]
Look, you can take this YEAST, or I'm calling THE POLICE.
[silvo]
I'm goin'
W E A S T
[Soracle]
Nah, don't call the police, I got a warrant.
[silvo]
Honestly, y'all.
I ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread!
[Soracle]
What the are you saying?
[silvo]
All I'm saying is y'all's bread, the gluten, and them crackers.
[blazen]
but the crackers don't have gluten
[silvo]
I'll take those.
[blazen]
Okay, that's gonna be $5-
[silvo]
nah that i ain't paying
Created Dec 28, 2025
Updated Dec 28, 2025
Published Dec 28, 2025