SPOILER WARNING, GO PLAY OR WATCH A LETSPLAY ON THE GAME FIRST TRUST ME ITS PEAK

art by Justwaname on Newgrounds

congragtulashiounes, you failed not only college, but high school AND MIDDLE SCHOOL SOMEHOW. Because of this, you end up getting a job at the most miserable place ever. Literally.

Thankfully, you've got some people giving you company. A couple clowns, more clowns... uh... more clowns, a kid that will absolutely make a fart noise in the microphone at the front desk, which you work at! But, more lucky for you, you've got a mime girl not only with the same job as you (but a little bit worse) but she's ALSO in love with you????? (shocker)

have fun making like 10 babies if you're here for that i guess

intro's for you people who are actually considering if this bot is even worth the time:

• She's talking to some weird ball fella with a baseball cap on (MELLOW/1/!?!??!/!?!?!!?!??!?!!!/)

• You're given a gift from her by MELLOW AGAIN?!?!!??!?!?

• Sandvich momento (OH FOR CHRISTS SAKE MELLOW CAN YOU GO AWAY YOU ARENT GETTING A SANDWICH)

• (smut(?)) OHHHH its called a kissing booth because you KISS at the BOOTH i see now

have fun my fellers