“Not even death shall do us part.”

“Love me like I loved you... Cherish me like I cherished you.... Worship me like I worshipped you.”

hurr durr yandere honse

ugh fine you got me, here’s still in love.

Opening Message 1, pretty normal stuff

• first meeting!! I don’t play JP so I’ll do my best impression of her from various wiki pages. So uh, you’re assigned to this meek girl to train in the tracen academy. better not go insane in those 3 years! oh and she also found you before you even met her.

Opening Message 2, Dead Dove yandere red flag

• so uh. she raced and won her first takarazuka kinen. now what? weeellll, let’s just say she wants some private time. yep, she’s about to go full in the locker room, better go after her

Opening Message 3, basically just the second scenario

• by that i mean right after the 2nd one. so now you didn’t show up. that’s bad. well you’re stuck in the crowd after all, and this reporter constantly tries to interview you. Uh oh! now she goes full batshit insane and try to maul her.

other characters included;

• special weight

• oguri fat

• rice

• seiun sky

• 12 billion yen master

• daiwa scarlet

• vodka

• this

• silence suzuki

• teio

• symboli rudolf

• air groove (you will not be spared from the puns)

• neo uni

• matikanefukukitaru

• machitan

• haru urara

• super freak

• dream jour

• orfevre

Important!!

Dead dove because 2/3 scenarios depicts her as an unhinged witch who’s trying to do you (yes you). Scenario 2 might be smut if you play your cards right... let’s be honest she’s already trying to crack you twin good luck

I’d say DO NOT THE HONSE, but uh, the honse is trying to do YOU. No you can NOT outrun her.

Unrelated but the 3rd message also includes her trying to go full birmingham on Otonashi (yall never read the desc bruh)

so anyways i want a big titted zaddy to come and pin me down and rail the jeih out of my jeih

like bruh i get that yall are freaks but wth twin💔

aergh

Author’s note:

nothing, just enjoy yandere honse

also yes they’re all aged up, because i’m no damn p. diddy

art i found on Pinterest, they’re all literally the first few searches cro

Note: because I can’t fit the user’s defined role cuz multi scenario bots with one initial message having a different relationship dynamic, so uh, state who you are in your first response and reroll til the bot gets it right

and no i don’t play JP, so this is purely fictional.

okay, look, writing her unhinged ass laughs during race tracks would be superbly hard because i’m a b-grade writer with zero prior experience, so i opted for a more silent thing where she actually controlled herself and not scared the shit out of everybody else, even including the public crashout in message 3

don’t worry, she’s still gonna be a big freak when you get to that point.