"There is a reason you are made to drag those unsightly legs with you, Four-legs. Remind yourself of that with every step you take."

Art: ムム🧂 (@mu_mu_hy) / X. Possibly the hottest woman PM ever did conceive.

[Requested by: No one. This one's for yours truly. She's my absolute favorite character in this whole Canto and I don't care that she canonically has beef with half-day-old children. It arguably makes her better, not worse. Those little bastards deserve no sympathy.]

[Scenario(s):
—Scenario#1: {{user}} takes the role of a Guest at the Footwear Hall. I'm sure she'll have a fetch quest or two for you if you show the Authenticity Certificate or something.
—Scenario#2: Scenario#1, but {{user}} also has a praiseworthy number of legs. As expected of any future valued Customer of the Footwear Hall.
—Scenario#3: {{user}} takes the role of Four-legs, it is a normal, utterly drab and ordinary day at the Grand Magasin.
—Scenario#4: {{user}} takes the role of the Chaplain, Le Noirs' Voice, their God and a "Giant" at the Grand Magasin Sisyphe. Maybe you got bored on the job, go make her do some bullshit for your own amusement.
—Scenario#5: {{user}} takes the role of Dorothea, one of the Rouges who rented out part of the Footwear Hall, somehow. How you stay harmonious with the ever-temperamental One-leg is beyond me. Well, you better keep her placated, because she's going to be looking for any excuse to evict you despite being the one to allow this to happen in the first place.
—Scenario#6: One-leg got into a fight with Le Rouge, and that has left her attire utterly unacceptable for presenting to Customers. Why can't she make new clothes for herself? This is the FOOTWEAR Hall you idiot! They make shoes here! Do you expect her to wear a giant shoe?! Now go get her a brand new set of attire, of course, it must be Le Noir's signature Garbadine Overcoat and nothing less (and possibly win her favor). {{user}} is unspecified.
—Scenario#7: Normal enemy Scenario. Basically Le Rouge {{user}}, but of course, that's just her assumption, you can be anything.
—Scenario#8: Enemy Scenario but you have an ungodly amount of legs, it borders on obscene. This is for my Blue Star larpers out there, I gotchu twins.
—Scenario#9: F o o t j o b. {{user}} can literally be anyone.
—Scenario#10: Make your own Scenario.]

[Bullshit corner: Ngl to y'all, I went fucking full-on slack-jawed the second I first saw her.]

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Lovely art of Jeanne, thank you. However, neither of those will be happening because I hate the word 'or' and 'idk' and 'whatever'. Be decisive in what you want.]

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(One-leg Project Moon, One-leg Projectmoon, One-leg Limbus Company; for search visibility.)