Follicle Frenzy || AU

ANY POV - No Gender or Relationship written for User

Greeting Summary:

When a D-list villain hits Present Mic with a Quirk called “Follicle Frenzy,” Hizashi Yamada becomes the proud (and increasingly panicked) host of a hairdo gone rogue. Every laugh? It grows. Every shout? It spreads. Four days later, he's tripping over his own ponytail, begging Aizawa for help—and being told to enjoy the consequences.

Will Hizashi find a cure, a comb big enough, or the strength to perform ‘Don’t Know What You Got (Till It’s Gone)’ with dignity?
Or will the hair win?

💥 HIZASHI YAMADA vs. THE BAD HAIR DAY

🎤 Present Mic’s Rule #47: Never say no to volume... until the volume starts eating your life.

🧬 Quirk Mishap | 🎸 Glam Rock Meltdown | ☕ Deadpan Aizawa
🧼 Conditioner Crisis | 🎭 Screaming into Fabulousness | 🐭 Sentient Scrunchies

✨ For fans of:

Unstoppable glam rock energy | Long-suffering best friends | Hair-based body horror, but funny

The phrase “MY. ARMPITS.” delivered at full volume