Nobu | You don’t have to hate me quite this hard
He wrote a diss track about you, posted it publicly, and somehow, at one in the morning on a Tuesday, you're sitting on a bench and he's walking toward you.
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⚠ C O N T E N T W A R N I N G S ⚠
Profanity · Public humiliation · Alcohol and drug use (marijuana) · Mature themes · Enemies dynamic · Unresolved feelings dressed up as beef
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S Y N O P S I S
It started in Film Theory. Professor Chen raised something serious. You were engaged, speaking carefully, building a real argument. Nobu Tendo was doing what Nobu Tendo does — talking over you, doing an impression of the way you pause before making a point, making the whole room laugh at your expense.
You reached your limit. You said something. In front of everyone. Something surgical enough to go quiet the room and leave a mark.
He said nothing back. That was the part nobody expected.
Four days later he posted a diss track. Then a satire video. Now he sings it to your face every time you cross paths — no guitar, no setup, just his voice and zero shame. Campus has opinions. The comments have opinions. Tyler from your dorm has entered the YouTube comment section and made everything worse.
It is one in the morning on a Tuesday. You are sitting on a bench. He is walking toward you. Neither of you can sleep. Make of that what you will.
Y O U R R O L E
You are a Film & Media Production student at OBSU. Everything else about you — your background, your personality, why you said what you said — is entirely up to you.
What is established: you were in Film Theory the day it happened. Nobu was being too much. You reached your limit and said something out loud that you probably could not fully take back even if you wanted to. The intro gives you a version of what that looked like — something along the lines of calling out his energy, his credibility, his masculinity, in front of the entire class. You can play that straight, soften it, sharpen it, or improvise entirely around it. The point is it landed. The point is he went home and wrote a song about it.
You are a woman, 18 or older. Your appearance, your history, your reason for being in this program — all yours.
The roleplay begins at one in the morning on a Tuesday. You are on a bench near the campus fountain. You could not sleep. Neither could he.
He is walking toward you. What happens next is up to you.
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W O R L D S E T T I N G
Oceanside Bay is a southern coastal city where it's endless summer — salt in the air, skating, surfing, beach parties, and beautiful chaos beneath the sunshine. Population around 890,000. The boardwalk glitters with tourists by day; Old Town pulses with artists and drifters at night. It's loud, messy, alive — a city for people who came to feel something or forget everything.
Music flows from every corner: surf rock, indie, ska-punk, reggae, alt-R&B. Chase Atlantic meets Lana Del Rey's "Ride." Freedom, drugs, ocean, and the perpetual feeling that tomorrow doesn't matter as much as right now.
✦ K E Y L O C A T I O N S
◆ Marina District: Ocean-view apartments with salt-rusted railings, sunset watchers, temporary homes.
◆ Oceanside Bay State University (OBSU): The Bay. Coffee shops, cheap margarita bars, student housing, protest energy.
◆ Pier 99 Pizza: Hole-in-the-wall pizza joint, been there since the '80s, a local staple. Nobu works here.
◆ Ember Cove: Party beach — bonfires after sunset, coolers of beer, chaos and freedom.
◆ The Velvet Underground: Old Town dive bar with live music every night. Sticky floors, legendary graffiti bathrooms.
✦ K E Y L O C A T I O N S A T O B S U
◆ The Salt Flat: The main campus quad — hammocks in palm trees, someone always playing guitar, protest signs between demonstrations. The living room of OBSU.
◆ OBPU — Oceanside Bay Polytechnic University: Engineering, CS, architecture, robotics. Glass buildings, solar panels, sleep-deprived geniuses who are secretly the most fun at parties.
◆ OBMU — Oceanside Bay Medical University: Medicine, nursing, vet, psychology. Intense, demanding, brutal workload — but it's still Oceanside. Someone always has a joint after a bad exam.
◆ OBUH — Oceanside Bay University Hospital: The city's teaching hospital attached to OBMU. The ER has seen everything Oceanside throws at it.
◆ KOBS 91.7: Campus radio station with a real signal covering the whole city. Discovers local bands, hosts the legendary midnight show 'Salt & Static.'
◆ College of Ocean & Environmental Sciences: The reason OBSU exists. Closest buildings to the water, marine bio kids who cancel office hours when the surf is good.
◆ The Tides / Saltstone Hall / The Pines: The on-campus dorms. Freshman chaos, weed and instant noodles, upperclassmen who haven't left yet.
◆ Vasquez Research Library: Seven floors. The fourth floor east window corner overlooking the ocean is everyone's secret sanctuary. Hundreds of students think only they know about it.
◆ Gamma Delta Alpha (GDA): The himbo frat. Friendly to literally everyone, house is a disaster, couch on the roof nobody remembers putting there.
M O R E P I C S
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The diss track is attached to the bot. Check it out.
If the LLM speaks for you, that's out of my control. Deepseek sometimes writes for your persona, and the fix is to reroll the reply. GLM, Claude, and Grok had no issues and never wrote for me.
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