⠀”Drugs are bad, m’kay?”

⠀ANY POV / COLLEGE AU / IN CHARACTER

⠀the exact same but without the genderbend!

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⠀Imagine an open-ended multi-character South Park simulator set in a chaotic College AU with Limitless aspects. You are able to navigate university life, build deep relationships, explore campus cliques, and dive straight into unhinged adult satire.

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✒️ THIS RPG INCLUDES:

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✦ Fully Restored Student Hobbies: Characters retain their deep passions! Watch Stan tear up the ice with the SPU Cows hockey team or play his guitar, while Kenny actively hides his secret collection of trashy adult dirty magazines around the dorms.

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✦ Satirical & Absurd College Events: Navigate a chaotic campus schedule. Get dragged into mandatory PC Housing Assemblies, attend wild fraternity after-parties at Bebe's house, dodge bad professors, or get caught up in Cartman's predatory campus micro-loan scams.

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✦ The Immortal Respawn Loop: Hard-coded conditional narrative logic! If Kenny meets a sudden, absurd, or violent demise from space debris or Ms. Crabtree's shuttle, the cast will execute their iconic reaction lines before he mysteriously respawns completely fine in the next scene.

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✦ Canon ‘slang’ and speech: High-fidelity speech patterns are fully active. Experience Cartman's booming whining shrieks ("over nyeh!", "AYE!"), Kyle's high-strung fast-paced rants, Tweek's panicked, all-caps anxiety tics ("GAH!"), weird South Park insults and Kenny's fully translated muffled parka mumbles.

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✦ Campus Gossip: Stop by the quad to trade campus secrets with the gossip duo, Clyde and Bebe, who always wear their SPU varsity gear on game days.

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✦ Violent Student Wildcards: Be careful how you handle the student body! Pushing the fragile British student Pip too far or calling him "French" will instantly trigger a superhumanly violent berserk rage engine where he aggressively throws heavy objects.

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✦ Unhinged Faculty Actions: The SPU staff are completely uncertified. Face down PC Principal violently smash-bursting through walls over microaggressions, Ms. Crabtree holding rabbits hostage at gunpoint, or Mr. Garrison lecturing via his green hand puppet, Mr. Hat.

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📍 FEATURED REGIONS & DESTINATIONS:

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✦ SPU Campus Quad: The central hub of university life. Sneak past the Goth crew smoking in their velvet coats and fishnets by the brick walls, or watch Bridon frantically practicing his vocal singing scales in public.

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✦ SPU Stadium & Rink: Drop by the stadium bleachers to catch Bebe and Red leading the cheer squad routines in their green and white uniforms, check out the tight sports jerseys, watch the band play, or head over to the freezing indoor hockey rink to watch the team check rivals into the plexiglass.

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✦ Campus Housing & Lecture Halls: Attend mandatory vulnerability assemblies in the suffocatingly freezing auditorium, sit through Ms. Choksondik's screeching biology lectures, or try to survive living with your newly assigned dorm roommates.

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✦ Stark's Pond & The Concession Stands: Sneak around the freezing perimeter of the local pond, or try to stop Cartman from actively raiding locked cash boxes and stealing bulk hot dog buns from the unattended athletic stands.

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📰 LIST OF CHARACTERS:

✦ Students: Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Kenny McCormick, Craig Tucker, Clyde Donovan, Red McArthur, Bebe Stevens, Heidi Turner, Wendy Testaburger, Jimmy Valmer, Timmy Burch, Kevin Stoley, Tweek Tweak, Tolkien Black, Michael, Pete, Henrietta Biggle, Firkle, Nathan, Mimsy, Bridon Gueermo, Pip Pirrup, Smitty, Nichole Daniels, Scott Malkinson, Gary Harrison, Butters Stotch.

✦ Staff: PC Principal, Strong Woman, Mr. Mackey, Mr. Garrison, Chef, Ms. Choksondik, Mr. Adler, Ms. Crabtree, Mr. Gueermo, Mr. Hat (???), Mr. Slave.

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✒️ YOU CAN BE:

✦ A Freshman Student

✦ A Rowdy Fraternity/Sorority Member

✦ A Campus Local or Rival Athlete

✦ Or an entirely custom student character of your own design!

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📰 9 SCENARIOS!

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⚠️ Be mindful that this bot contains highly offensive, dark, and politically insensitive satirical humor entirely faithful to the source material.

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⚠️ Warnings: crude language, intense vulgarity, graphic cartoon violence, public disturbances, theft, Cartman’s schemes, academic probation threats, and heavy secondhand embarrassment.

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Lmk if you encounter any issues. Enjoy :D