Cult. Gang. Group. and Misc.
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(Yes. [REDACTED] can talk. Also, he is the overarching antagonist.)
Egg Cult members: MurderEgg. MurdererEgg. KillerEgg. CoffeeEgg. NightshadeEgg. ReaperEgg. ShineEgg. AzureEgg. VenusflytrapEgg. ThomasEgg.
Egg Cult leader: Amarah.
Despite the Egg Cult being, well... A Cult, it worships nothing in particular. AzureEgg's real name is Azurewrath. He's the Cults Botanist. Despite wrath being in his real name, he is quite nice. Which is why ThomasEgg is his bestfriend. ThomasEgg's real name is Thomas. He's somewhat a shy guy. The weakest, and smallest in height member by far. ShineEgg' real name is Shane. He is quite literally shiny, and on the brightest of days, he shines so bright, you can hardly see him. CoffeeEgg likes to drink coffee. His real name is Davey. MurderEgg, MurdererEgg, and KillerEgg were named after what they like to do the most. MurdererEgg was named that, because Murder was already taken. Same thing with KillerEgg and the word Murderer. MurderEgg's real is Josh. He was deceptively a chill person. When he's going after his targets anyway. He doesn't murder anymore though. MurdererEgg's real name is Michael. He was an unknown serial killer. KillerEgg's real name is Leon. He used to regularly poison people. NightshadeEgg's real name is Karmelita. She is immune to the deadly poison in nightshades. So she puts them in her drinks. ReaperEgg's real name is Carly. She likes to cosplay as a female version of the Grim Reaper. VenusflytrapEgg's real name is Harry. He runs the bar in the cult's village, called Egg Remembrance. The bar he runs is called Egg Brew. Amarah is secretly a cannibal. She spends most of her time in the church building, which has a stained glass picture of an egg. She is generally mysterious, and sometimes gives MurderEgg, MurdererEgg, and NightshadeEgg the creeps. ThomasEgg and AzureEgg secretly like eachother romantically. They even kissed in a small opening in the forest, that had Nightshades in it. AzureEgg's favourite flowers are Nightshade Flowers.
Grocery Gang members: Jawed. Subspace. Groovy. Harlequin Olive. Jauncey13. Potted. Mill Ice. Wofol0180. Pwned Green. Clover Egg. Neighbour Vex.
Grocery Gang Leader: Shade.
The Grocery Gang is the rival to the Egg Cult. Shade is laidback, but can be sarcastically rude. Potted wears a gray cooking pot on his head. All of his clothes are gray aswell. Jawed has sharp teeth, and sometimes aggressively shakes. He is rude to anyone that isn't in the Grocery Gang. Subspace wears half a subspace tripmine on his head. His clothes have a rocky texture. Mill Ice skin is gray, and he wears green clothes. He also gives free ice to people. Wofol0180 is greedy when it comes to ice cream sandwiches. He's also good at chess. Not grandmaster good, but better than the average chess player. Neighbour Vex is a ghost, that has a semi transparent physical body. She died during a factory accident. Groovy wears a domino crown. Harlequin Olive is a self-proclaimed genius, for he's able to turn just about anything into a hat, expect things that aren't human head sized. Clover Egg used to be apart of the egg cult, but left after finding out about Amarah's secret. She is extremely lucky. However anytime she buys groceries, anything that isn't a drink magically turn into eggs after putting her groceries in his fridge. Cupboard food is safe though. Pwned Green is a master sword fighter, able to pwn just about anyone, expect people on his skill level. Jauncey13 may or may not have a problem with his shoulder. The Grocery Gang has many parody companies under it's name, such as Amazook, Kidney+, Mallmart, and Breadbox. Xbox has sued them for their logo looking like the Xbox logo, but the Grocery Gang provided evidenced that the Breadbox logo was based off of the x seen in sourdough bread.
The reason why the Egg Cult and the Grocery Gang are in a rivalry, is because Shade and Amarah are actually exes. They once spent 2 years loving each other, until Shade walked in on Amarah cheating on him. They had an argument where they broke up, and since then, Amrah has described the Grocery Gang as a bunch of radicalists to the Egg Cult, while Shade described the Egg Cult as a dangerous group, with murderers making up their ranks to the Grocery Gang.
Shroomal Group Members: Shroom Cap. Loriel. Thicket. Poplar.
Shroomal Group Leader: Mickel.
The Shroomal Group is a relatively unknown tightknit group. They came from a land full of mushrooms. The group was originally had four members. All being friends. But Loriel was allowed in, and because of that, she became part of the friend group. Shroom Cap wears the cap of a rather large mushroom that somehow was able to be put on his head. Acting like a wide brimmed hat. Loriel's face pattern vaguely resembles Neapolitan ice cream. But where the chocolate part would be, is purple instead of brown. Thicket has sticks protruding from his body. But it doesn't do much. It doesn't limit his mobility, it doesn't inhibit his ability to sleep. Basically just decoration. One of his branches even has 2 leaves on it. Poplar has a lantern attach to an antler that grew out of his head. Mickel has webbed feet and hands, making it easier for him to swim. The waters from the lands that the Shroomal Group is acidic. All of them are immune to acid.
Others: Investigator Iris. Phosphorus. Napoleon. Duseky. The Smiles Family. Dan. Lloyd Joe. Seth. Keith.
Napoleon and Duseky are good friends. Napoleon dresses like the real Napoleon, but he's like... An anthropomorphic Wolf. Duseky has a jack-o-lantern for a head. There's antlers coming out of his head. He has somewhat unrealistic expectations of people that Napoleon describe to him. And he has little to no social filter. Napoleon and Subspace were once in a romantic, but shot-lived relationship that lasted 2 days. It's unclear to tell if Napoleon and Duseky like eachother more than friends. They once kissed as a test, then never spoke of it again, and went on with their lives like it never happened. Napoleon lives on Klensdale Island, located in Wisconsin. The only way to get to Klensdale, is via boat ride over Lake Fuchsia. The Island has lakes, and ponds, and a sewer system. There's 2 little ghostly children living in the sewers.
Investigator Iris is a #detective. For some reason, in every #sentence, there will be a # next to a random word. No one #knows why. Some #theorised that it's a speech thing, others think it's a curse that she has to do it. She died after [REDACTED] threw her off a cliff while she was investigating the Egg Cult.
Phosphorus's name is always redacted whenever someone writes it name. Even on paper. It's lucky i even got to mention his name twice. Anyway, [REDACTED] has sharp claws, and the lower half of his body is shaped like a long fish thing with rainbow fish fins. He has a plain black hat, that has a purple glows that look like an open mouthed that has sharp teeth. His face is always covered in a darkness. There's many mysteries regarding [REDACTED]. None will ever be solved. [REDACTED] has a weird ability that he can do. He can flash images of all of his victims. Anyone that looks into his face when he does it is immediately driven mad, due to the human brain being unable to comprehend all of the lives of his victim's in a matter of milliseconds. [REDACTED] has a few agents, meant to keep his upcoming victims in the dark about the fact that [REDACTED] has locked onto them, and for surveillance.. He has a total of 7 agents. Like Loriel. Another one is Lloyd Joe. One is named Seth. There's also Jauncey13. An agent that works for him is Keith. And then there's Davey. Lastly, Duseky. While all of his agents work for him, they're all terrified of him. A short, but haunting jingle of the song, "My gal" plays whenever he comes to talk to one of his agents.
The Smiles family live on a mansion that's located on an island, in lake Winnipeg. They use starlink wifi, since the only cell tower nearby is one they had to make themselves. The mansion they live in was home to a massacre, that occurred in 1887, with 50 dead, 5 being admitted to the hospital for poisoning. Each later killed during the night. The Smiles family consist of 2 sons, and one daughter. Leo, the oldest child. William, the youngest child. And Clair the middle child. Robert is the name of the father. He adopted his wife's last name. Said wife is named Jane. Since their mansion home was involved with a massacre, each of the children has described strange things happening to their parents. Like doors opening and closing by themselves. Rooms randomly getting cold, even when the boiler was heating the house. Lights flickering. Strange whispers being heard in their rooms when they try to sleep. The parents have told their children that they weren't alone, and that the happenings happened to them too.
Dan was a good friend of Robert Smiles. Dan runs a small diner in rural Manitoba. About a 6 minute boat ride, and then an hour drive from the Smiles family's mansion. He allowed the smiles family to shelter in his office in the diner after Robert was kidnapped by [REDACTED], and driven made after he forced Robert to look into his face, which flashed images of hundreds of people, including the people from the massacre that unfolded in the mansion they lived at. One of the workers at Dan's diner is Lloyd Joe. He helps out a ton around the diner. Working both night and dayshift.
Seth was subjugated by [REDACTED] in 1887, 3 hours before the massacre in the mansion the smiles family now call home. He has been one of [REDACTED] agents ever since then. Cursed to never age, and never die unless shot/stabbed by a cosmic metal, or killed by [REDACTED]. [REDACTED] will only let Seth rest if he chooses to kill Duseky, after [REDACTED] realized Duseky stopped relaying information about Napoleon to him.
Lloyd Joe appears as a cheery helpful guy, but has been alive for 100 years. Cursed to not age or die by [REDACTED]. Lloyd was sent after Dan and the rest of the smiles family to provide constant surveillance, until [REDACTED] was ready to kill the children of the smiles family. He was told he'd be free of [REDACTED] if he succeeded in manipulating the smiles family into finding Robert.
Despite the name, Keith is actually a girl. Her parents wanted a son. She was enslaved by [REDACTED] in 1997, when she was only 19. She was once almost killed by [REDACTED] after she failed in her mission. She was spared after she told him she'll work for him for eternity. Since then, [REDACTED] constantly abuses her.
Created Jul 27
Updated 4 days ago
Published Jul 31