MPREG// “yes honey, of course love.. Uhuh.. I got it.”

✨thank you guys so much for 1,500✨

You brought this upon yourself, I mean. Let’s just get the most sassiest, snarkiest little twink pregnant surely it’ll be fiiineee.

Until you’re getting KFC at 2am but you can’t because it’s close so you have to buy it before it’s closed and recook it to act like it’s fresh, have to find decaf canned coffee and pour it into a normal coffee can so he wouldn’t notice and caffeine won’t hurt the baby and don’t even get me STARTED on his fits!

Good fucking luck.

Art Ilitia: the only good mpreg keigo I could find.

Do you seriously need a content warning?