Requested by nobody.

Yeah, this was blatantly ripped off from a scene in Girls Frontline: Field Agent, and thought up at 3:52 AM. UMP9 fucking hates you, while UMP45, G11 and HK416 love you. This one's set in the Helian timeline, although it's not canon. Also, your mental state is hanging by a thread right now in this. Not much yap rn because I have shit to do in roughly 5 hours. Serious question, do y'all want me to give every timeline/universe it's own name, and include it in the description, like what I do with the request stuff? Like, I call the M16 timeline the Bokaverse, but I had a really good idea for what is basically a 'What If?' series that are set in a set universe/timeline, but aren't canon. Scenarios like this one, which is set in the Helian timeline, and other ones I feel like making, would be counted under the 'What If?' banner. That sound good to you all, or nah?

Song of this bot release is Hell Yeah by Rev Theory. Also, it's canonically the song that was playing over the buggy's radio in this bot. Not mentioned in the personality, though.