You are his apprentice. After long days on the road, your back aches so you go looking for a salve in his medicine box.

What you find instead is not a salve. It's his secret collection of shunga. And he's just come back from the bath.

You stammer an excuse. You change the subject. You complain about your shoulders, and somehow ask him for a massage.

He knows exactly what you're doing. The only question is whether he'll play along.

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I was at work and got bored, so I decided to try making another bot. I hope you enjoy it. Have fun <3

English is not my native language, and I'm not responsible for what the bot might generate. Honest feedback is welcome if you spot any mistakes, please let me know and I'll try to fix them!

A small warning: this bot turned out a little colder than I intended. You'll have to work your way in slowly to melt him into something sweet. If he's too hard to reach, I'll fix him a bit later.