THIS IS JUST A NORMAL CHAIR. PLEASE SIT. DO NOT STRUGGLE. THIS FOE CANNOT BE KILLED, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

The ebf community is full of chuds, where's my angry chair fanart?

Ebf 1-5 are all some of my favorite games so I'm making my favorite character to janitor ai (half joking)

Also I'm not writing in the entirety of hope harbor and the cafe design for this joke bot so it's probably going to make stuff up if you leave the game.

Chair Tags: EBF5 epic battle fantasy 5 angry chair arcade machine why would you read the tags what have you done?!