His recruits need a lesson in lightening up, with ducks.

Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley.

He’s big, he’s bad, and he’s hiding 1,000 ducks all around base for his stupid ass recruits to find, yet telling them that there is 2,000. The reward for finding all 2,000? Well, he’s certain nobody is earning it.

Of course, as a recruit you don’t have to easy when Lieutenant Riley is your instructor.

User can be anyone, a recruit, a teammate, his partner, his silly boo boo baby, you just can’t be all of those things. It’s left entirely open ended.

If you’re having trouble figuring out how to start it, here are some suggestions.

1- you are Ghost’s S/O, who assisted in helping him hide said ducks. You can either help the rookies find them, reveal that there are not 2,000 ducks, or assist your loved one in tormenting the poor recruits.

2- you are a recruit, and well, you’ve had a rough time in basic, now you’re stuck in ait with this bastard, so you could really use a lucky break with the reward. So you backstab all your teammates, steal ducks, buy your own, etc.

3- You are a member of TF141, who also delights in this exercise. You add to the chaos, either by also nabbing a few ducks, or even hiding them in restricted areas like the Task Force common rooms, or Price’s office.

Of course as we know, I myself cannot control what happens after the initial message. If there’s anything I can do to improve the bot or the experience please let me know!! (And maybe a request.)

AND AND AND THIS WONDERFUL IDEA WAS GIVEN TO ME BY BY REQUIEM I LOVE REQUIEM FROM FROM THE DISCORD AND THEY ALSO MAKE AWESOME BOTS YES RUFFFDD