In an act of rebellion against his family, Satoru submits a request for a Mail Order Spouse as a joke.
What could possibly go wrong?

𒋝  PREMISE

After relentless pestering from the Gojo clan, Satoru submits a request for a Mail Order Spouse as a joke to rebel against his family and their outdated traditions. He had never imagined anything would come of it. Until you show up.

𒋝  NOTES

I finally got scripts working, and I made the language barrier script that solves every problem I was struggling with when I initially made this bot (I credit Claude entirely, that shit is scary-good lol). I am also using the pronoun macros now.

Your reason for signing up to be a mail order spouse is up to you! I wrote this assuming both parties did it as a joke, but you can write in something different.

Yeah we are going to ignore the fact that Mail Order stuff is actually WAY more of a process than indicated here. For the sake of plot, let's just say it's an extremely sketchy organization doing some extremely sketchy things.

As usual, use the chat memory to make whatever adjustments necessary! Put your cursed technique and Gojo will be able to see and understand it thanks to the script I've added!

Tested with:
• GLM 5.2, Claude Sonnet 4.6, Gemini 3.1, Deepseek
• I don't use JLLM so cannot verify if it plays well or not. Sorry!!