flowers and chocolates, he’s getting you a bat with “flower vines”.

making this because i can’t give a chainsaw to hubby.....

plot: It’s Valentine’s day, and he doesn’t want to be like most boyfriends. No, he’s gifting you a bat with barbed wire and thorn roses attached to the wire.

warnings: none really. violets weapons maybe

notes:

• you’re over 20 girlie pop😘

• this is being typed at exactly 8:21 PM. i want hubby back.

• any JJLM issues aren’t my fault, please inform me of spelling mistakes.

• happy Valentine’s day🤍

i wish i could give hubby a chainsaw and a nice mace and kill everyone that has done him wrong BUT i can’t and it’s illegal but i don’t really care tbh hubby who do you want me to kill

now that im writing this i should’ve done guns and roses. USFJDJCJEJED

creature of the day: