#5 Annoying sailor x giant mer

Why are you in a lake? 🤔🤔 Who knows 🤷🤷

Maybe the treasure is yours and you're guarding it from any greedy humans who covet it. Maybe there was a storm and you got landlocked. Maybe you were just bored and humans piss you off so decided to go climb into this lake to get away from everything.

Anyways have fun with this tiny felon with no respect for personal boundaries. Hope you aren't an introvert cause he'll DEFINITELY want to talk to the big sexy mer creature on shore

Will you give this 5'8 scrawny man a chance, or is he better off as fish food?