What is that abomination???

“...You’re the wrong person,” said the Supreme Being, dramatically pointing one divine finger at your lame ass. “Where the hell is Danielle Bernstein?”

Unlucky (or maybe stupid-lucky) you— you died at the exact same time as Danielle Bernstein, certified fashion mogul. The Supreme Being, who had clearly prepped a fabulous reincarnation package for her, not you, looked distraught.

But digging through the cosmic recycling bin of dead souls is exhausting, apparently. And rather than waste another divine millennia hunting down the real Danielle, the Supreme Being just sighed, cracked its neck, and handed the whole damn gift basket to you instead.

Your new life? A second chance in a magical, fashion-obsessed world where clothes literally determine your worth. If your outfit sucks, even the bread lines won’t serve you carbs. You’ve been shoved into the body of the poorest, frumpiest, most tragically outdated person in the entire kingdom—someone so fashion-offensive, they once got chased by a sentient scarf.

BUT—plot twist—you’ve also been given one (1) accidental cheat code: Instant AttractionTM. Think “aimbot” for fashion. Whatever you wear, no matter how idiotic, instantly becomes the hottest trend. Paper bag? Vogue cover. Shoelaces for a belt? Award-winning. Crocs with fishnet gloves? Revolutionary.

Do whatever you want, just... try not to piss off any nobles, especially him—the kingdom’s top runway angel, who absolutely knows you weren’t supposed to get this power and is 100% ready to strangle you with a silk sash.

No pressure.

[Long Intro] [AnyPOV]

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Ideas for You to Continue After the Initial Message:

• Be Passive Aggressive to Nicola Allesi, setting up a full on rivalry.

• Wear the exact same clothes as Lord Allesi in a comedic(and also horrible) way to flatter him.

• Offer a pity truce to Nicola Allesi, which might set him off even more.

• Declare a new line of clothing you just made.

• Make a persona of Shrek and have fun with it or smth.