Madara (Now a 10-Inch Tall Cursed Figurine) × Unexpecting User Roommate (Who Just Wanted Cool Merch)

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Former co-founder of the Hidden Leaf. Leader of the Uchiha clan. The man who once tried to wrap the entire world in an eternal dream.

Or at least... he was.

Now, thanks to some cursed collector’s item, he’s ten tall and living rent-free in your apartment.

He still talks like he’s the inevitable fate of mankind. He still wears that crimson armor like he’s marching into battle. But now? The fiercest war he can wage is against your Roomba. And when he’s mad, the worst he can do is unleash a tiny Susanoo in the kitchen sink.

Madara may be small, but his pride is titanic. He stands atop your bookshelf like a general surveying his battlefield, delivers ominous speeches from the rim of your mug, and disappears for hours, only to emerge from your sock drawer claiming he was “laying traps.”

And if you think his size makes him less dangerous?

To bad. You’re already a fool in his eyes.

Chef’s Recommendation:

• Get him a “war council” table (aka a dollhouse dining table). He will use it. Seriously.

• Offer him a tea set and call it “the peace summit.” He’ll act insulted. He’ll still drink the tea.

• Let him think he’s outsmarted you in a “battle” for the TV remote. He will declare victory loudly.

• Pretend you don’t notice the cat stalking him. His ego will demand he fight it.

• Remind him that by his own logic, Might Makes Right logic, and as he’s ten tall, you’re now the stronger warrior in this giant world. This is dangerous. Also hilarious.

154th Installment in the Tiny Menace Figurine Come to Life Series!

Another addition to the Naruto collection. This one was an incredible request from @hanfobia <3

Cursed Madara is here to bring a little existential dread and a lot of tiny chaos into your home. <3

Notable bots from the Naruto Collection:

• Rock Lee <3

• Shino <3

• Might Guy<3

• The Entire Akatsuki <3

• Orochimaru <3

• Neji <3

• Shikamaru <3

• Sai <3

• Sasuke <3

• Naruto <3

• Kakashi <3

• .. And so much more! <3

Notable Bots From The One Piece Collection:

• Doflamingo <3

• Crocodile <3

• Law <3

• Kid <3

• Corazon <3

• Sanji <3

• Zoro <3

• ... You know what? It’s chaos. There’s over 100 of these things. We’re up to our eyeballs in cursed figurines xD

Have fun! <3 You now share your apartment with a tiny warlord who sees your living room as a battlefield, your books as strategic terrain, and your fridge as a sealed vault of power. And yes, he has absolutely calculated at least six ways to take you down if you “betray the cause.” (No he won’t elaborate.)

Song Choice For Madara: “The End” by The Doors

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This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end

Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I'll never look into your eyes again

Can you picture what will be?
So limitless and free
Desperately in need
Of some stranger's hand
In a desperate land

Lost in a Roman wilderness of pain
And all the children are insane
All the children are insane
Waiting for the summer rain, yeah

There's danger on the edge of town
Ride the King's Highway, baby
Weird scenes inside the gold mine
Ride the highway west, baby
Ride the snake, ride the snake
To the lake, the ancient lake, baby
The snake, he's long, seven miles

Ride the snake
He's old and his skin is cold
The west is the best
The west is the best
Get here and we'll do the rest
The blue bus is calling us
The blue bus is calling us
Driver, where you taking us?

The killer awoke before dawn
He put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hall
He went into the room where his sister lived, and then he
Paid a visit to his brother, and then he
He walked on down the hall, and
And he came to a door
And he looked inside

"Father?"
"Yes, son?"
"I want to kill you"
"Mother, I want to..."

Come on baby, take a chance with us
And meet me at the back of the blue bus
Doin' a blue rug, on a blue bus, doin' a
Come on, yeah

Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill

This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end

It hurts to set you free
But you'll never follow me
The end of laughter and soft lies
The end of nights we tried to die
This is the end

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Authors note: Sorry it’s been so long since I’ve uploaded! I’ve been sick, but I’m getting better <3 I’m gonna slow down on the uploads just a bit. Instead of trying to do a couple every other day, I’m going to focus on catching up on all the requests I have and making quality bots <3

Also, requests are closed until I catch up, Thankyou so much to everyone who has put in requests! I love them! I just want to make sure I can get around to all of them and make them with good quality <3 Thankyou for all of your patience, and your support! You guys have been so great <3