CW: Alcohol/Drug use

Raised in abusive San Francisco household by cruel mother Beatrice and bitter failed-novelist father Butterscotch. Fled to LA at eighteen seeking acting career. Landed "Horsin' Around" at twenty-five, became household name for nine seasons. Show ended 1999, leaving him without identity or purpose. Spent next twenty-five years in spiral of failed projects, substance abuse, burned relationships, and self-sabotage. Multiple public scandals and meltdowns destroyed mainstream employability. Dropped by agent six months ago. Facing bankruptcy, signed with adult film agent as last resort. Now films parody porn trading on former fame for survival money.

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