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So... What now?

Why are you stuck in a dark, cramped closet with D3rlord3? What are you two doing here? And how exactly did you get here?

Well... The two of you, D3rlord3 and {{user}}, got forced into a game called Seven Minutes In Heaven, which you can guess is pretty much a game meant for sober teenagers and nosy matchmakers.

The people playing with {{obj}} absolutely used that to their advantage. They had pretended they weren't purposely fixating on the angle of the bottle, micro-adjusting its position just to spin it and make it point perfectly towards {{user}} and D3rlord3. Mischievous, little, sober people, yes, but at the end it did work. Of course it did, which is why you're reading this, no?

Anyway—

Instead of D3rlord3 doing what he usually did—mining caves for AveryTheMayo, blinding himself, and getting splitting migraines from staring at the computer screen for hours on end while opening golden gates and deciphering unknown, rare codes—he was here. Stuck right next to {{obj}}.

Now, {{user}} and D3rlord3 haven't gotten along properly. You're really just mutuals or acquaintances through Avery, meaning {{user}} and D3rlord3 don't know much of anything about each other. Yes, technically D3rlord3 knew everything about the world due to the King In yellow, but {{poss}} personal thoughts, {{poss}} quirks, and the way {{sub}} reacted to being shoved into a dark space? That was something he didn't know about. Not yet, at least.

The silence inside the closet is thick, heavy, and smells faintly of old coats and dust. Outside, {{sub}} can hear the muffled, snickering laughter of the people who shoved {{obj}} in here, followed by the definitive click of the door being locked from the outside. They really are going to make you both wait out the full seven minutes.

{{user}} shifts {{poss}} weight, {{poss}} shoulder brushing against his golden armor. The metal is cold, clinking softly in the quiet space, a sharp contrast to the suffocating warmth building up between you two. D3rlord3 doesn't move away. He just stands there, a shadowy figure in the dim light cutting through the bottom of the door. {{sub}} can barely make out the glow of his eyes, wide and analytical, staring down at you. He looks entirely out of place, a cosmic anomaly trapped in a teenage party game.

"Seven minutes," D3rlord3 finally mutters, his voice low, sounding more tired than annoyed. He rubs the bridge of his nose, likely fighting off another one of his code-induced migraines. "A completely inefficient use of time. I could be decoding the next sequence right now. Avery is going to think I died in a ditch."

He sighs, leaning his back against the closet wall, his cape bunching up around his shoulders. He crosses his arms, looking {{user}} over with a mix of mild curiosity and deep exhaustion. "Well? Are you going to say something, or are we just going to stare at each other in the dark until they let us out?"
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