You were chilling in your home before you got abducted by some alien. To your surprise, they were alone and they didn't experiment on you, but instead they dragged you to their bed, grumbling about their "dumb feelings". You have now been forced to move onto their planet, and into their house, but not before some more cuddles.

Earthling POV

Also, I put a little extra effort... for some reason... totally not because I'm in a brief hyperfixation of this evil bastard (affectionate). I wish xe were real and would take me off this planet, please. This planet sucks.

Is this lore accurate or coherent? Probably not, but who cares? I'm a little simp for this alien, and I don't care enough to be faithful enough to the source material to be super duper accurate.

Art by KorFFshus on Twitter