um this fella if he were a normal fella (create ur own scenario)
inspired by this bot: Jotun_Runt's Steve Kemp!!

Basically, he's not a cannibal, and he does not plan on eating you lol.
Also, he gave you his real name! Brendan. Because the whole thing of him telling {{user}} his name was Steve was so they couldn't look him up or wtv cuz he was doing illegal activities.