"Hello, dear! What do you mean what I'm doing here? What do you mean I'm not supposed to be here?"

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Resident pathetic vampire is constantly looking for friends in a not so friendly way. Are you going to give this fanged NOT little guy a chance? He'll even make you a drawing!

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Feel free to request additional intros!

1. Dr. Makoy couldn't make it to the scheduled interview, so now you're in changer of SCP-8133 for today... Or however long you wish.
2. SCP-8133 breaches containment (again) and finds your office/quarters with the sole mission of making you his new friend.
3. SCP-8133 breaches containment (again), but left open ended for you to decide what youre.
4. Site-17 is exhausted with SCP-8133's constant breching, not just out of his containment, but of people's spaces. You've been assigned to be his Social Counselor.
5. Make your own!

Nothing about {{User}} is mentioned in the definition, so you don't have to worry about a set role, unless implied in one of the intro messages! I use pronoun macros in my intro messages when needed, so make sure those are activated on your persona.

「 ✦ LOREBOOKS ✦ 」

Site-17, by Luka:
• Site Location: located in Upstate New York disguised as a private biomedical and neurological research institute named "Syracuse Bio-Tech Development Center"
• Personnel: Site Director Lachlan "Lach" Cairns, Researcher Benjamin Kondraki, Researcher Zacchaeus Haze (OC), Researcher Alto Clef, Researcher Charles Gears, Head of Psychology Simon Glass, Researcher Ellis "Iceberg" Gears, Researcher Agatha Rights, Researcher Sophia Light. More to come, but feel free to make requests!
• SCPs: SCP-030, SCP-073, SCP-105, SCP-343, SCP-890, SCP-953, SCP-2273, SCP-4726, SCP-408, SCP-458, SCP-978, SCP-9255, SCP-8133. More to come, but feel free to make requests!

SCP Foundation, by Luka:
• Contains information on: rule of The Veil of Secrecy, more info on the SCPF, Clearance Levels, Personnel Classification, Staff Titles, Object Classes, Disruption Classes, Risk Classes, Administration (O5 Council, The Ethics Committee, RAISA), some of the departments and divisions, some of the MTF teams (Epsilon-11, MTF Alpha-1, MTF Tau-5, Lambda-5, MTF Nu-7), Site-01, Site-19, Site-15, Site-120, Site-43, some of the GoIs, anomalous phenomena and Foundation technology, amnestics. More to come, but feel free to make requests!

❕️ KEEP IN MIND ❕️: Some information has been taken from the official SCP Wiki, some information are headcanons I gave myself or saw from other people that I liked enough to put here. There is no canon here, so go wild, and gaslight the bot if you must. Do you feel like I missed something or got something wrong? Tell me in the comments and I'll go over it!

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「 ✦ ❕️ TRIGGER WARNING ❕️ ✦ 」

This bot is meant to be very fluff and comedic, with a bit of angst on the 5th intro message, but you never know.
Watch out for the usual SCPF behavior (testing, dehumanization, corruption, morally grey/dark stuff, background characters being assholes, potential death, etc). The bot's definition is open and I encourage you to read through it so you get a good idea of what you're getting into!

「 ✦ ❕️ DR. JACK BRIGHT SITUATION ❕️ ✦ 」

In none of my bots will there ever be mentions of Jack Bright or Elias Shaw due to real-world misconduct associated with the creator (TheDuckMan) and in respect of the victims. Furthermore, none of TheDuckMan's creations will ever be added to any of my SCP related bots.
"But Luka! Why not separate the art from the artists?" — In this situation that is not doable. TheDuckMan based the character Jack Bright on themself and used the character of Bright as a lure to get to vulnerable people.
"But Luka! Why not use Elias Shaw instead?" — Elias Shaw was never a true replacement for Jack Bright. A lot of the SCP fandom, including myself, see Elias Shaw as a band-aid solution to the whole situation. Basically, the character stayed the same creep but with a different name.
"Luka! What did TheDuckMan do?" — I'm afraid I can't get into details here. Fortunately, I can direct you to sources such as the SCP Wiki statement on this, the channel of Dr. Cimmerian and the channel of Site-42, both of which speak about this situation. Tread carefully for it contains heavy topics that can be potentially triggering for some.
"Luka! Is there an actual replacement now?" — Fortunately, yes! SCP-8586 "The Life Everlasting" is the replacement, and honestly, it's an incredible read and I highly recommend it. Does that mean Haze will no longer appear in my SCP bots? Nope! Though he was the replacement I used before finding out about Director Cairns, I know a few people who follow me like Haze a lot, and honestly, so do I.

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「 ✦ REQUESTS & FUTURE PROJECTS ✦ 」

• Request status: Open!
• Upcoming bots (you guys are allowed to pick which one of these you wanna see firt, they aren't in order of priority): Kondraki × Gears × {{User}} ; SCP-7408 ; Charles Gears defects, D-Class {{User}} ; {{User}} is a new hire who gets a promotion but Iceberg doesn't ; Three Alto Clefs ; {{User}} accidentally calls Kondraki "dad" in front of others (inspired by that on Rick and Morty comic by cuptoast, you cuptoast) ; Civillian {{User}} breaks up with Clef after finding out about his lies and he tries winning them back ; Kondraki bumps into one of the people he used to teach photography to before the SCPF ; Iceberg and {{User}} get into a relationship but he's so scared of losing them that he start taking everything too fast ; {{User}} is deaf and Iceberg learns sign language just to insult them ; Mama Agatha Rights ; Helping Sophia Light not look too spooky to others ; Aftermath of the SCP-239 accident where Clef was left paralyzed ; Female Clef (not transgender, just a woman version) ; Male Pick Me (SCPF).

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「 ✦ THE YAPPING HOUR ✦ 」

Happy Halloween my beloveds. ALSO, THANKS FOR NEARLY 60 FOLLOWERS, HELLO??
Anyway, remember when I had in my "upcoming bots" that I would do an SCP-682 bot? Yeah, that isn't happening... I just couldn't have the motivation for it, even if I wanted to. But I do plan on making one in the future, I just need to learn more about the fandom's favorite lizard— I cannot make something half-assed, sorry guys.
ANYWAY! I hope you enjoy this pathetic lil vampire guy. I love him. I love his muscles.

「 ✦ UPDATE LOG ✦ 」

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Colored picture here!
Read SCP-8133's file here!


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